Favorite Funny Songs

[Hostile]

This is a new one, but I already get a kick out of it. The Trailer Choir and "Rockin the Beer Gut."

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This is Joey and Rory with "Cheater, Cheater."

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[Hoofbite]

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Funny but not safe to post.

 

[Hostile]

Dr. Demento called this the most demented song of all time. Dr. Hook inviting people to "The Freaker's Ball."

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[Bob Sacamano]

Everyday Normal Guy by John LaJoie

funny ish

plus the Everyday Normal Crew song

 

[silverbear]

Dr. Demento called this the most demented song of all time. Dr. Hook inviting people to "The Freaker's Ball."

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Dr. Hook had many, many songs like that-- "Penicillin Penny", "Acapulco Goldie"...

Other classic funny songs include Jim Croce's "Roller Derby Queen", Jim Stafford's "Wildwood Flower"... again, both artists had a number of comic hits, but these were my favorites from each...

And of course, Jimmy Buffett had his fair share of comic moments, the most vulgar being "Why Don't We Get Drunk"...

 

[kmp77]

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Funny but not safe to post.

"I never thought ***** ***** could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?"

so wrong...yet so funny..............:laugh2:

 

[dcdallaschick]

DaVinci's Notebook: Enormous *****

Don't worry... the word "*****" is as dirty as it gets.

 

[Faerluna]

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[Chief]

Money for Nothing, by Dire Straits makes me chuckle. I can just see those blue-collar guys sitting around complaining and being jealous of the musicians on MTV.


I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free



Love Potion No. 9 is kinda funny.

 

[Biggems]

AC/DC - Big Balls

Jimmy Buffett - The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger in Paradise

Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Cletus T. Judd - Breath

Biz Markie - Just A Friend

N.W.A. - Automobile

Green Day - Dominated Love Slave

David Allen Coe - You Never Even Called Me By My Name

Bobby McFarren - Don't Worry Be Happy

Paul Simon - Call Me Al

Brad Paisley - The Fishin Song

Brad Paisley - Celebrity

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Asylum Street Spankers- Can I Have All Your Stuff When You're Dead?

 

[MetalHead]

"At a medium pace" by Mr. Adam Sandler.
Not safe at all to post.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Almost anything by Weird Al and Ray Stevens.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

I wished I knew how to post this here but here is the link. For some reason I laugh everything I see it...

Don Juan D'Bubba

http://video.aol.ca/video-detail/don-juan-dbubba/2373076132

 

[MetalHead]

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Funny but not safe to post.

Just hear the thing on youtube...
You are sick.
What name do you go by?Garland Greene or Buffalo Bill?

 

[Hoofbite]

Just hear the thing on youtube...
You are sick.
What name do you go by?Garland Greene or Buffalo Bill?

Haha....

I always thought it was funny that Steve Buscemi played this bigger than life murderer.

All the criminals know who he is, the security measures for him are way over the top and he's just this little guy.

 

[Biggems]

I forgot about Weird Al

Eat It
Fat
The Saga Begins

several others

 

[silverbear]

Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

We're talkin' pure comic insanity there... thanks for reminding me... LOL...

 

[Biggems]

We're talkin' pure comic insanity there... thanks for reminding me... LOL...

no prob....it is my favorite Ray Stevens song.


ok so this isnt a song, but it is a skit by Justin Wilson. My dad used to be a truck driver when I was younger. Well he had a bunch of Justin Wilson tapes. On one of the tapes was a skit about a HS football game. The gist of the skit was the starting QB got hurt. The backup came in and did exactly what the coach told him to do on all 4 downs. On the 4th down he was told to punt the hell out of the ball, which he did....except for one problem. The team was on the goalline and primed to score the winning TD. It was hilarious. I just wish I could find that skit again.....

 

[Yeagermeister]

no prob....it is my favorite Ray Stevens song.


ok so this isnt a song, but it is a skit by Justin Wilson. My dad used to be a truck driver when I was younger. Well he had a bunch of Justin Wilson tapes. On one of the tapes was a skit about a HS football game. The gist of the skit was the starting QB got hurt. The backup came in and did exactly what the coach told him to do on all 4 downs. On the 4th down he was told to punt the hell out of the ball, which he did....except for one problem. The team was on the goalline and primed to score the winning TD. It was hilarious. I just wish I could find that skit again.....

Justin Wilson the cajun cook? I used to love watching his show. Not always for the food but his stories. :laugh2: