Favorite Things To Irrationally Hate

[Runwildboys]

I am glad that’s settled. I was about to start believing in the Mandela Effect

Fruit of the Loom definitely used to have a cornucopia in the logo!

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

I'll add children's toy packaging to my list as well. I bought my nephew a Grave Digger remote control monster truck recommended for ages 4 and up for his birthday. It didn't mention needing a Craftsman mechanics tool set, bolt cutters, jaws of life, a machete, 5v DC outlet, and work gloves to get into it. But there I was, winded, perspiring, squinting through reading glasses, pieces, parts, tools, and a unbelievable pile of twist ties all piled around me. All the pictures of me at my nephew's party were that of a beaten and bewildered man.

When and why did it become necessary to enshrine children's toys where they need adult supervision to get into them? Is the same criminal element also responsible for navigating a 4 pack of AA batteries?

He's getting a sleeve of golf balls next year even if he doesn't play.