Favorite Western Movie lines

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CowboyPrincess;2302890 said:
My favorite are any and all from Lonesome Dove.

And all his "Poke" references... LOL

Jake: Gus, loan me a couple of dollars.
Gus: It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?
Jake: It's for a bath. That girl wouldn't take money from a gentleman like me.




Gus: I will say this. Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke doesn't want one bad enough.
 

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Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
 

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That'll be the day.

All right men, saddle up.


"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do those things to other people and I require the same of them."

John Wayne:draw:
 

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CowboyFan74;2303623 said:
That'll be the day.

True story.

Buddy Holly and a couple of his friends were huge John Wayne fans. They went to see The Searchers, and spent the rest of the day repeating that famous line. Later, Buddy wrote the song.
 

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I scanned everyone else's, but don't remember seeing this one:

"I don't know why I get into gunfights. I guess sometimes I just feel lonely." -Dennis Hopper (Billy Clanton), Gunfight At The O.K. Corral (1957)
 

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Chief;2303290 said:
Jake: Gus, loan me a couple of dollars.
Gus: It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?
Jake: It's for a bath. That girl wouldn't take money from a gentleman like me.




Gus: I will say this. Any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke doesn't want one bad enough.


:bow: :bow: :bow:

Now thats what I'm talking about
 

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tuco.."Who the hell is that? One ******* goes in, another comes out."

the preacher..."Nothing beats a good piece of hickory."
 

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I am not about to let this thread die yet. My focus in this post will be on Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday. IMO the best acting job of that year and his best ever. I consider it one of the finest performances as an actor that I have ever seen. One character in one movie and this many great lines.

If you don't love this movie, you have no soul.

*****

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.


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Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic ****ing Chopin.


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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.


*****

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo has taken Holliday up on his offer to 'finish the game'] All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo, after shooting him in a duel] You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

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Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.


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Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.


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Sherman McMasters: [about Wyatt] If they were my brothers, I'd want revenge, too.
Doc Holliday: Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning.


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Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.


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Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.


*****

Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.


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Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.


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Kate: I've been good to you, I've taken care of you. If you die, where does that leave me?
Doc Holliday: Without a meal ticket I suppose.
[Doc rides horse out of barn into stable area, Kate runs out after him punching him in anger]
Kate: You *******!
Doc Holliday: Why Kate, have you no kind words for me as I ride away?
[pause]
Doc Holliday: I calculate not.
[rides off]


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Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a *****, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
 

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Hostile;2305437 said:
I consider it one of the finest performances as an actor that I have ever seen.

I agree with that. He is excellent in that role. One of my all time favorite movies.


Hostile;2305437 said:
Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Those are some of my favorites.

I also love when he tells Ike Clanton:

Doc Holliday: Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
 

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Wyatt Earp: You tell him I am coming and hell is coming with me.
 

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From My Name is Trinity:

Bambino: One shop destroyed. Three heads split like overripe melons. One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours.
Trinity: Well, you asked me to give you a hand.
Bambino: Not like that, Beetle Brain!
 

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance


Floyd: It's Liberty! He - he's hurt!
[Doc approaches Valance's body]
Floyd: It's Liberty.
Doc Willoughby: Whiskey, quick.
Person on street: Here, sir.
Doc Willoughby: [takes a drink, turns Valances body over with his foot] Dead.
[walks off]
 

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Open Range

Boss Spearman: I aim to kill Baxter and those that done this, and if that marshal gets in the way, I'm gonna kill him too. So you best get your mind right about what's got to be done, Charlie.

Charley Waite: I got no problem with killing, Boss. Never have.
 

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Lone Watie: [realizes Josey has snuck up behind and pulled a gun on him] They said a man could get rich on reward money if he could kill you.
Josey Wales: Seems like you was looking to gain some money here.
Lone Watie: Actually, I was looking to gain an edge. I thought you might be someone who would sneak up behind me with a gun.
Josey Wales: Where'd you ever get an idea like that? Besides it ain't supposed to be easy to sneak up behind an Indian
Lone Watie: I'm an Indian, all right; but here in the nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. White men have been sneaking up on us for years.
 

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kmp77;2306211 said:
Open Range

Boss Spearman: I aim to kill Baxter and those that done this, and if that marshal gets in the way, I'm gonna kill him too. So you best get your mind right about what's got to be done, Charlie.

Charley Waite: I got no problem with killing, Boss. Never have.

Lots of good lines in Open Range. My favorite:

Boss, Charlie, and Button ride out from their camp to where Button had spotted three hooded men eyeing their herd earlier that day. When they arrive, four hooded men now sit on their horses across the way...

Boss: 'I thought you said there were three of 'em.'

Button: 'There were.'

Boss: 'Damn country's fillin' up.'
 
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