Favre vs Romo

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Brett Favre, after living a full life died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest house with a faded Packers’
flag in the window.

“This house is yours for eternity, Brett” said God. “This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here.”

Brett felt special indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk. It had a
50 ft. flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro quarterback, I won Super Bowls and
I even got into the Hall of Fame.”

God said, “So what do you want to know, Brett?”

“Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said, “Brett, that’s not Tony Romo’s house, it’s mine.

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'It's funny cause it's true.'
 
Here's a similar one:

An avid football fan died and went to Heaven...

St. Peter was showing him around when he noticed a very majestic stadium. The man asked St. Peter "There's football in Heaven?"

"Oh yes"... said St. Peter... "We are big football fans up here. Let me show you around our stadium".

The stadium was the most elaborate anyone could have ever imagined. The man noticed a bunch of football players on the field but something seemed odd.

"St. Peter... why are there no numbers on the jerseys? Its just a bunch of letters"...

"Oh", said St. Peter... "We've simplified the process up here. You see the jersey with OT on it, well that is an offensive tackle. DB is a defensive back. TE is tight end"...

"Oh I see, so RB is running back, QB is quarterback... I get it now. One thing that does confuse me though. Who is the guy with the TL? I can't think of a position with TL"...

"Oh that", said St. Peter... "That's God... he thinks he's Tom Landry"...
 
Well, if we're gonna start pulling out jokes...

Up in Packer land, Little Johny's teacher told them she was a Packer fan and asked who the students would be cheering for in the upcoming Packers vs Cowboys game.

Obviously all the students said the Packers too because everyone they knew liked the Packers; everyone, except Little Johny.

"I'm rooting for the Cowboys." said Little Johny.

"Why would you root for the Cowboys? The Packers are the real America's team.

"Cause my mother and father are Cowboys fans so I am too." replied Little Johny.

"Ahhh, but if you're parents were morons, guess what that would make you."

"A Packers fan?"
 

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