Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[Londonboy]

Will dragon,,,

named Smaug attack?

 

[Melonfeud]

As Saron's decree,,,

 

[nobody]

*LMAO
not that it's of a provable nature, but I was packing on my right shoulder 3 bundles of roofing shingles at a time up the frickin' ladder at around age 15, till they told me to stop because they were afraid the ladder would break & leave them stuck up on the roof, or that time I'd single handedly shoulder humped a catapiller D-9 bulldozer radiator up a 15' elevated set of steps up from the bottom mechanics bay that I'd removed for repair, while still gushing coolant,and have worked the morning tower shift as an derrick hand of a drilling rig in February ,where upon ' tripping out' of the hole for a " bit" change and one of those ' drill collar' lengths gets away and swarms the standing stacked drill pipe,,,you got heap big problems,,, Sports Fans!
but,I COPY!

lol that popped into my head and I HAD to use it. I didn't care who I used it on....it just begged to be used.

 

[Londonboy]

As Saron's decree,,,

...nisi gets finalised

 

[Longboysfan]

in a backroom

 

[Quickdraw]

with lights off

 

[Runwildboys]

throwing pub darts

 

[Londonboy]

at Strawberry Pop-Tarts

 

[Melonfeud]

With impacting FARTS,,,

 

[Runwildboys]

crashing shopping carts

 

[Londonboy]

into stacked Auto-Parts

 

[Melonfeud]

Shattering decrepit hearts,,,

 

[Runwildboys]

and it starts

 

[Londonboy]

when Love departs

 

[Runwildboys]

from mini marts

 

[Melonfeud]

Selling Chinese astrological-charts

 

[Runwildboys]

through martial arts

 

[Melonfeud]

and martial arts

Cuz' everybody was,,,

 

[Runwildboys]

Kung ** Fighting (Yeah, I know that's where you wanted that to go!)


(Really?....Censoring F....U?)

 

[Melonfeud]

*,,,Er,,,you knows DAT big road dog*


Those cat's were,,,