Fireside Chat

[Xelda]

Almond milk is for people that can't drink cow milk.

That stupid wheel of cheese in the Cheez-Its commercials needs to be shredded slowly over many nachos. I've found that I adore some commercials while others get the channel changed quickly to avoid ignorant jingles or blaspheming once good music. There's one commercial about major appliance insurance where the angel of death comes for a visit. I like it quite a bit. Liberty Mutual with the new "improved" jingle of Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.....Liberty needs to go! What marketing genius came up with that? This could turn into an unfortunate diatribe, so I will quit now.

 

[Runwildboys]

Almond milk is for people that can't drink cow milk.

That stupid wheel of cheese in the Cheez-Its commercials needs to be shredded slowly over many nachos. I've found that I adore some commercials while others get the channel changed quickly to avoid ignorant jingles or blaspheming once good music. There's one commercial about major appliance insurance where the angel of death comes for a visit. I like it quite a bit. Liberty Mutual with the new "improved" jingle of Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.....Liberty needs to go! What marketing genius came up with that? This could turn into an unfortunate diatribe, so I will quit now.

I was thinking exactly how annoying that jingle is, just this morning. It could be funny as part of a SNL skit, in which one cast member chastises another for singing a jingle that's stuck in his head, then two or three skits later, that same one who chastised the other randomly does the Liberty jingle in the middle of an unrelated skit.

Yeah, weird **** goes through my mind.

 

[ESisback]

But I hate that talking cheese hoop on Cheez-It's commercials. As I always suspected, cheese has a stupid sense of humor.

Sharp.

 

[ESisback]

I was thinking exactly how annoying that jingle is, just this morning. It could be funny as part of a SNL skit, in which one cast member chastises another for singing a jingle that's stuck in his head, then two or three skits later, that same one who chastised the other randomly does the Liberty jingle in the middle of an unrelated skit.

Yeah, weird **** goes through my mind.

Weird is awesome.

 

[ESisback]

Almond milk is for people that can't drink cow milk.

That stupid wheel of cheese in the Cheez-Its commercials needs to be shredded slowly over many nachos. I've found that I adore some commercials while others get the channel changed quickly to avoid ignorant jingles or blaspheming once good music. There's one commercial about major appliance insurance where the angel of death comes for a visit. I like it quite a bit. Liberty Mutual with the new "improved" jingle of Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.....Liberty needs to go! What marketing genius came up with that? This could turn into an unfortunate diatribe, so I will quit now.

Rowdy needs to be force fed such a large wheel of cheese that he dies from not pooping.

 

[Xelda]

I was thinking exactly how annoying that jingle is, just this morning. It could be funny as part of a SNL skit, in which one cast member chastises another for singing a jingle that's stuck in his head, then two or three skits later, that same one who chastised the other randomly does the Liberty jingle in the middle of an unrelated skit.

Yeah, weird **** goes through my mind.

Commercials are meant to be memorable, but not in the way of annoying you to the point of refusing to do business with said company. Oh, the list is long! I hate the fuzzy new Verizon guy with a red, pink, blue and purple passion. Let that family argue over what music they want to listen to just like medieval Americans did. You know, the "are we there yet?" group that got popped upside their heads instead of handed a device to entertain themselves with. We always lost to the supreme leader of the universe (the one who is braking, accelerating and holding the steering wheel). Crap! There I go again. I must be in quite a mood to discuss annoying commercials.

Rowdy needs to be force fed such a large wheel of cheese that he dies from not pooping.

Show no mercy! Three or four large wheels of cheese and then see if he's lactose intolerant and farts himself to the moon. STAND BACK!

 

[CouchCoach]

Commercials are meant to be memorable, but not in the way of annoying you to the point of refusing to do business with said company. Oh, the list is long! I hate the fuzzy new Verizon guy with a red, pink, blue and purple passion. Let that family argue over what music they want to listen to just like medieval Americans did. You know, the "are we there yet?" group that got popped upside their heads instead of handed a device to entertain themselves with. We always lost to the supreme leader of the universe (the one who is braking, accelerating and holding the steering wheel). Crap! There I go again. I must be in quite a mood to discuss annoying commercials.


Show no mercy! Three or four large wheels of cheese and then see if he's lactose intolerant and farts himself to the moon. STAND BACK!

Girl, girl, GIRL!! Preaching to choir. I started a thread about TV ads and mentioned that one because I cannot stand that guy. I do believe if I met him, I would have to punch him in the face and I am not prone to violence.

 

[Xelda]

Girl, girl, GIRL!! Preaching to choir. I started a thread about TV ads and mentioned that one because I cannot stand that guy. I do believe if I met him, I would have to punch him in the face and I am not prone to violence.

Yeah! They could put him in a booth at the fair and have people line up and pay just to punch him. Don't try to break in line ahead of me. I've got pent up anger.

 

[ESisback]

Yeah! They could put him in a booth at the fair and have people line up and pay just to punch him. Don't try to break in line ahead of me. I've got pent up anger.

I also wanna punch that nerdy whiner named Jamie on the Progressive commercials. Flo too. Oh Hell, the whole Progressive roster is on my hit list. But enough about commercials—I’m still Hulking out over Steven A. Smith (who reminds me of the Elf from Bad Santa doing a bad Jesse Jackson impersonation), or Shannon “Horseface” Sharpe, who is so annoyingly smirky I find myself siding with the cringeworthy Skip Bayless, who I believe has no wiener. Then there’s Max Kellerman, the Cowboy Hater/Eli Lover, who fancies himself an intellectual, who ALWAYS takes the trendy, urban, “enlightened” stance on EVERYTHING. I’d LOVE to insert Maxie at QB behind the league’s worst line, with Clowney, Watt, Lawrence and Mack all rushing at the same time. Oh, and Max has no pads or helmet.

But I’m not mean or violent or anything...

 

[ESisback]

Commercials are meant to be memorable, but not in the way of annoying you to the point of refusing to do business with said company. Oh, the list is long! I hate the fuzzy new Verizon guy with a red, pink, blue and purple passion. Let that family argue over what music they want to listen to just like medieval Americans did. You know, the "are we there yet?" group that got popped upside their heads instead of handed a device to entertain themselves with. We always lost to the supreme leader of the universe (the one who is braking, accelerating and holding the steering wheel). Crap! There I go again. I must be in quite a mood to discuss annoying commercials.


Show no mercy! Three or four large wheels of cheese and then see if he's lactose intolerant and farts himself to the moon. STAND BACK!

Hey, umm...wanna get married?

 

[kskboys]

Commercials are meant to be memorable, but not in the way of annoying you to the point of refusing to do business with said company. Oh, the list is long! I hate the fuzzy new Verizon guy with a red, pink, blue and purple passion. Let that family argue over what music they want to listen to just like medieval Americans did. You know, the "are we there yet?" group that got popped upside their heads instead of handed a device to entertain themselves with. We always lost to the supreme leader of the universe (the one who is braking, accelerating and holding the steering wheel). Crap! There I go again. I must be in quite a mood to discuss annoying commercials.


Show no mercy! Three or four large wheels of cheese and then see if he's lactose intolerant and farts himself to the moon. STAND BACK!

Why y'all so mean to me!!!!!

 

[Xelda]

Why y'all so mean to me!!!!!

Not you! We're talking about the OTHER Rowdy.

 

[Xelda]

Hey, umm...wanna get married?

Awe, thanks ES. I think you'd much rather deal with me in the forums than running from a Crazed Cowboys fan with a baseball bat.

 

[ESisback]

Awe, thanks ES. I think you'd much rather deal with me in the forums than running from a Crazed Cowboys fan with a baseball bat.

I saw Fatal Attraction...imagine what SHE coulda done with a baseball bat!

 

[Xelda]

I saw Fatal Attraction...imagine what SHE coulda done with a baseball bat!

I don't wanna! That woman needed to take a bath with a toaster.

 

[ESisback]

Any of you goofballs wanna put another log on the fire?

 

[Londonboy]

Why y'all so mean to me!!!!!

Y'all seen Y'allz Avatar?

 

[Londonboy]

Any of you goofballs wanna put another log on the fire?

It's getting to that time of Year where all the best sports are in full swing and a nice warm fire is just what You need.

 

[Londonboy]

I don't wanna! That woman needed to take a bath with a toaster.

With that weird hair and bright orange face, am I the only one who thinks She looked like a Baboons rear end?

 

[ESisback]

It's getting to that time of Year where all the best sports are in full swing and a nice warm fire is just what You need.

Yessir!