First Take: Jerry Jones says Cowboys will have a "Dak Friendly" offense

[MountaineerCowboy]

Why do you have access your profile off? Who does that lol?

I’m your Dak.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

I’m your Dak.

Why do you have access to your profile off? What you trying to hide Sirianni?

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Why do you have access to your profile off? What you trying to hide Sirianni?

Because I’m your Dak.

 

[Catpappy]

I just post about players and not other members. Seems like I have offended someone. I’m hurt!

 

[phildadon86]

I talk Cowboys players.

You talk me.

Neither is healthy, but one is significantly less weird.

You talk one cowboy player. Just one.

 

[DallasEast]

I don't know ...... I am not sure Brainpaint is human

Who? BP? @BrAinPaiNt ? I would have you know BP is the one and ONLY sexy, backwoods beard wearing, crowned prince of Burger King, who sees all! Be afraid of his all-knowing gaze, my friend. BE AFRAID!

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

You talk one cowboy player. Just one.

So?

Why don’t you find one to talk about instead of me?

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Because I’m your Dak.

Hold on…..you claim Dak sucks but claim to be him…..you can’t make this up lol.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Hold on…..you claim Dak sucks but claim to be him…..you can’t make this up lol.

I win.

 

[DallasEast]

Hold on…..you claim Dak sucks but claim to be him…..you can’t make this up lol.

It's is a parody of a Tombstone movie quote.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

I am Dak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

It's is a parody of a Tombstone movie quote.

Oh….never heard of it lol.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

I win.

If the objective is to “suck” like Dak then yeah you won man. Way to aim high in life lol.

 

[DallasEast]

I am Dak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap.That is a good one. Spartacus is a movie classic and gets an automatic like for posting.

 

[phildadon86]

So?

Why don’t you find one to talk about instead of me?

I do. Parsons, diggs, biadasz. I talk about almost every player on this team. You talk about one. Dak over Dallas fan that you are.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

I do. Parsons, diggs, biadasz. I talk about almost every player on this team. You talk about one. Dak over Dallas fan that you are.

Good for you, bro!

 

[phildadon86]

Good for you, bro!

Lol. Enjoy the ride sir

 

[zrinkill]

Who? BP? @BrAinPaiNt ? I would have you know BP is the one and ONLY sexy, backwoods beard wearing, crowned prince of Burger King, who sees all! Be afraid of his all-knowing gaze, my friend. BE AFRAID!

See now you are making him sound like a great old one from the Cthulhu mythos

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

I’ve never seen a dumb offense….not in the pros…

Well....okay. not what i was saying....but fine.

 

[Carson]

Is there a NFL owner who's played a down in the NFL?
He should have said a GM who's never play a down in the NFL.

It’s used to make their argument look better lol.

The only GMs I know of that played substantially were John Elway and now John Lynch.

As far as owners, I know Jerry Richardson played a few years and same with George Halas who both played before a lot of us were born.

But yeah, Jerry shouldn’t do anything because he didn’t play in the NFL lol