Follow the script, mateys

[GimmeTheBall!]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

 

[Doomsday]

So you're saying there is a chance we finally get a new coach?

 

[Ranching]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

It's 3:50 pm.....Middle School must have just let out, good to see you didn't get detention today! LOL

 

[Ranching]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

What do you have against overweight drunks?

 

[Rogerthat12]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

It's 3:50 pm.....Middle School must have just let out, good to see you didn't get detention today! LOL

That's really creepy that you know when middle school lets out.
I hope you have a sign outside to warn the parents and kids.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What do you have against overweight drunks?

I am not complaining.
But I overheard your mom complaining.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Couldn't have said better, govnor.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

So you're saying there is a chance we finally get a new coach?

Take this to the bank.
Moore stays as pretty boy OC and we get Urban Meyer.

 

[morat1959]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

And on and on and on!

 

[Jake]

I'm counting on it. Jerry's not going anywhere and he's never going to lift another Lombardi unless he's dusting the trophy case.

May as well enjoy watching him say stupid things, believing he has a chance, then get that dopey look on his face when the team falls short again.

 

[zekecowboy]

Your wrong Jerry. NFL television viewing is decreasing thanks in part to the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[buybuydandavis]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)

I wouldn't count that playoff spot before it's hatched. We lose to the Eagles, we're toast. They've got a two game win streak.

 

[Birch_Wood]

It's mid season. We are a so-so team.
Next comes us qualifying for the playoffs (and everybody is excited!)
Then its one and one out in the playoffs.
Then we CANNOT wait for the draft!
We take a DE! Then a can't miss safety! And an O lineman!
We wait for the mini camps.
Zeke shows up like an overweight drunk.
Dak is angry at being tagged a franchise player.
DLaw is spouting off about learning a new scheme.
The preseason begins!
Then the real season.
We regress.
Make the playoffs.
One and out.
Jerry makes LOTS of money.
He says the coming year is our Super Bowl year!
We believe Him!
Repeat.
Oh, we get a new coach and we start all over again.

And don't forget how everyone is so impressed with our stats. We won't sniff a Superbowl, but look at how wonderful our stats have become. We are the stat champions.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And don't forget how everyone is so impressed with our stats. We won't sniff a Superbowl, but look at how wonderful our stats have become. We are the stat champions.

Romo got a lot of mileage on stats during 10 years of drought.

 

[morat1959]

And don't forget how everyone is so impressed with our stats. We won't sniff a Superbowl, but look at how wonderful our stats have become. We are the stat champions.

The homers live off of the stats!