Football questions that your girl/wife/companion have asked

All three asked me the same question and I ignored them and never watched the game with the three of them again. I mean did I ask my wife what the Italian gentleman was saying when I couldn't understand him? Hell no, I respected her love for opera too much to ask her to explain it to me.
 
I taught my son the game of football before he started kindergarten and told him he is responsible for answering his mother's questions about football. She knew better than to ask me during a game. That worked out pretty good, by the time he graduated high school, his mother didn't ask football questions anymore.
 
My wife gave me an autograph picture of Tony Romo and said got this for you but I have no idea who he is. When I told her she replied Troy Aikman is not the qb any more. After I explain to her that he retired several years ago she replied well what about Emmit Sanders?
 
My wife gave me an autograph picture of Tony Romo and said got this for you but I have no idea who he is. When I told her she replied Troy Aikman is not the qb any more. After I explain to her that he retired several years ago she replied well what about Emmit Sanders?
:facepalm:
 
Not a football one but when I was younger on the way home from one of my baseball games my Dad would always ask how many RBIs I had.

One time, my younger sister started crying, got really mad at him and asked him why are you always asking him how many Really Bad Innings he had. :D
 

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