FEATURED For some levity: Top Ten Holiday Gag Gifts for Cowboys Fans

[Bobhaze]

Just for grins…As we near the holiday season, here is a list of gift ideas to commemorate the disastrous 2024 season…

10. The official Ray-ban Cowboys sunglasses just like the players wear for afternoon games at AT&T.
9. The new Cowboys t-shirt with the team slogan for 2024, “We suck.”
8. The 2024 Zeke Elliott jersey (now available for free but order early so it won’t arrive late for Xmas)
7. The official Cowboys “Wheels Off” Ford F-150 (Be advised- All wheels have fallen off since lions home game)
6. A fresh pair of Jean Jones Jeans (designed by Mrs Jones herself)
5. The Rowdy Mascot punching bag.
4. The 2024 Jerry Jones “Book of Excuses” (over 1,000 pages long- all of Jerry’s greatest excuses)
3. 1996 Super Bowl 30 highlights (available only in Betamax format)
2. Jerry‘s “fun daughter” Alexandra Davis’ lawsuit souvenir photo album.
1. A surprise new owner who buys the team. (The best possible gift)

Others?

 

[Tangle_Foot]

While I'm waiting for #1 to happen.
Put me down for one of those Rowdy punching bags

 

[mrmojo]

The Stephen Jones laugh track.....hours of fun and giggles, only $19.99 and a 4th round pick.

 

[Plankton]

The Cooper Rush fishing rod and reel. Line won't cast any further than two yards.

 

[Bobhaze]

The Stephen Jones laugh track.....hours of fun and giggles, only $19.99 and a 4th round pick.

The Cooper Rush fishing rod and reel. Line won't cast any further than two yards.

 

[Ranching]

Jimmy Johnson teddy bear to cuddle with, and a Jerry Jones Dartboard.

 

[Ozone22]

A roll of Dallas Cowboys toilet paper..

 

[Bobhaze]

A roll of Dallas Cowboys toilet paper..

Has to be “Charmin”…The Toilet Paper as soft as the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[cald0d30s0]

A big poster of Dak’s contract and 2024 stats.

Another poster with a 2024 timeline of Jerry’s quotes.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Just for grins…As we near the holiday season, here is a list of gift ideas to commemorate the disastrous 2024 season…

10. The official Ray-ban Cowboys sunglasses just like the players wear for afternoon games at AT&T.
9. The new Cowboys t-shirt with the team slogan for 2024, “We suck.”
8. The 2024 Zeke Elliott jersey (now available for free but order early so it won’t arrive late for Xmas)
7. The official Cowboys “Wheels Off” Ford F-150 (Be advised- All wheels have fallen off since lions home game)
6. A fresh pair of Jean Jones Jeans (designed by Mrs Jones herself)
5. The Rowdy Mascot punching bag.
4. The 2024 Jerry Jones “Book of Excuses” (over 1,000 pages long- all of Jerry’s greatest excuses)
3. 1996 Super Bowl 30 highlights (available only in Betamax format)
2. Jerry‘s “fun daughter” Alexandra Davis’ lawsuit souvenir photo album.
1. A surprise new owner who buys the team. (The best possible gift)

Others?

Cornhole game in which an image of Micah with his mouth open is the target.

 

[maryquality]

Action figure Dak with a draw string that says "We freaking suck" every time you pull the string!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

For Aubrey, a goal post on the moon with which he can improve his distance.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Action figure Dak with a draw string that says "We freaking suck" every time you pull the string!!

No. I prefer Dak saying (his trademark phrase) "I/we have to do better."

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

A roll of Dallas Cowboys toilet paper..

Are you serious, Clark?

 

[ArtClink]

My aunt bought a pair of Gene Jones jeans and one of the knees quickly got a hole. When she returned them to the Victorias Secret in AT&T stadium, they refused to exchange them for a new pair. However, they gave her an exciting new item being designed for 2026/27 season: A patch commemorating 30 years of Cowboys football irrelevancy. They were able to install the patch on her jean’s while she waited so she’s happy now.

 

[Reality]

Do you have to buy all 10 or can you select only the ones you don't already have?

 

[Bobhaze]

Do you have to buy all 10 or can you select only the ones you don't have yet?

The Cowboys website says, “Buy 9 and get the 10th one free”.

 

[Reality]

The Cowboys website says, “Buy 9 and get the 10th one free”.

I was really hoping to get some stadium curtains since they are not using them, but I guess that's still a good deal.

 

[ColoradoCowboy]

The Cowboys website says, “Buy 9 and get the 10th one free”.

That's just "Jerry Jones marketing." The Zeke jersey is already free.

 

[Reality]

That's just "Jerry Jones marketing." The Zeke jersey is already free.

I knew there had to be a catch!