FEATURED For some levity: Top Ten Holiday Gag Gifts for Cowboys Fans

[BotchedLobotomy]

Custom bedazzled paper bags to wear at the games. After all, nothing says high class like a bedazzled paper bag over your head.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

The Cooper Rush fishing rod and reel. Line won't cast any further than two yards.

Lol, sounds like the Pocket Fisherman

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

A Pillsbury doughboy wearing a Diggs jersey .

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

A mini dumpster with all three QB's heads sticking out of the lid .

 

[Rajveer]

1) A dartboard with Jerry's face on it.
2) A pill to ease constipation with "Here we go" written on the bottle.
3) Mrs. Jones art to hang in your toilet. Only way to decorate your Shi**y palace.
4) How to start a podcast for dummies: written by Mikah Parsons
5) Best Seller "It was all me": Author Jimmy Johnson
6) Learning guide for babies to teach them how to walk. By Zeke: Guarantee for your baby to take two steps before the next slip and fall.
7) Architects guide to design stadiums to prevent Vitamin D deficiencies for players. by Jerry Jones
8) Pilot's guide to disrupting practice. The art of landing on a football field.
9) Free Agency VIP Lounge: Jerry's guide to getting lap dances without spending much
10) How to keep a dead patient's family hopeful: Author Mickey Spagnola

 

[Bobhaze]

I was really hoping to get some stadium curtains since they are not using them, but I guess that's still a good deal.

Those stadium curtains could be sold with the message printed on them, “It’s curtains on the Cowboys 2024 season!”.

 

[atlantacowboy]

How about a guest spot on Micah's podcast?

 

[Bobhaze]

Custom bedazzled paper bags to wear at the games. After all, nothing says high class like a bedazzled paper bag over your head.

“Kroger…the OFFICIAL paper bag head covering for fans of the Dallas Cowboys.”

 

[Plankton]

One more - the official Stephen Jones autographed Dallas Cowboys dumpster, perfect for your free agent adventures.

 

[maryquality]

1) A dartboard with Jerry's face on it.
2) A pill to ease constipation with "Here we go" written on the bottle.
3) Mrs. Jones art to hang in your toilet. Only way to decorate your Shi**y palace.
4) How to start a podcast for dummies: written by Mikah Parsons
5) Best Seller "It was all me": Author Jimmy Johnson
6) Learning guide for babies to teach them how to walk. By Zeke: Guarantee for your baby to take two steps before the next slip and fall.
7) Architects guide to design stadiums to prevent Vitamin D deficiencies for players. by Jerry Jones
8) Pilot's guide to disrupting practice. The art of landing on a football field.
9) Free Agency VIP Lounge: Jerry's guide to getting lap dances without spending much
10) How to keep a dead patient's family hopeful: Author Mickey Spagnola

LMAO!! Good ones!!

 

[KJJ]

A Jerry and Stephen Jones punching bag needs to be added to the list.

 

[Desperado]

I saw a tshirt with the star on it. The caption said, “It’s not a logo, it’s a rating”

 

[IceStar-D7]

A 2025 Dallas Cowboy Championship trophy

 

[ArtClink]

1) A dartboard with Jerry's face on it.
2) A pill to ease constipation with "Here we go" written on the bottle.
3) Mrs. Jones art to hang in your toilet. Only way to decorate your Shi**y palace.
4) How to start a podcast for dummies: written by Mikah Parsons
5) Best Seller "It was all me": Author Jimmy Johnson
6) Learning guide for babies to teach them how to walk. By Zeke: Guarantee for your baby to take two steps before the next slip and fall.
7) Architects guide to design stadiums to prevent Vitamin D deficiencies for players. by Jerry Jones
8) Pilot's guide to disrupting practice. The art of landing on a football field.
9) Free Agency VIP Lounge: Jerry's guide to getting lap dances without spending much
10) How to keep a dead patient's family hopeful: Author Mickey Spagnola

Great list!

 

[ArtClink]

How about a set of the Jerry Jones NDA templates used by his attorneys. Think of the fun you could have, assuming you have at least 1 billion dollars to pay for gag orders, etc.

Or the Spaulding bobble head to honor our future GM.

 

[JayFord]

Sun wasn’t an issue the past couple years

The team just sucks now….a curtain would’ve made the score 34-13

 

[GoCowboysGo]

Free “Nothing Burgers” at AT&T Stajum!