For Star Trek TNG fans

[Reverend Conehead]

I've been viewing this old show that I loved years ago. It has its charm, but some things in it are annoying. It has too many scenes like this.

Alien: Filthy, evil humans, we will board your ship and enslave you all and display your ship's broken hull on our world as a trophy. We will seize each one of you by nape of the neck and smash your face into a cinderblock and then smash it into a red-hot waffle iron and then take out a chainsaw and saw your head in half. DEATH TO YOU DIRTY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picard: (Motioning for mute.) Counselor?
Troi: Captain, I sense great hostility.

 

[Londonboy]

I've been viewing this old show that I loved years ago. It has its charm, but some things in it are annoying. It has too many scenes like this.

Alien: Filthy, evil humans, we will board your ship and enslave you all and display your ship's broken hull on our world as a trophy. We will seize each one of you by nape of the neck and smash your face into a cinderblock and then smash it into a red-hot waffle iron and then take out a chainsaw and saw your head in half. DEATH TO YOU DIRTY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picard: (Motioning for mute.) Counselor?
Troi: Captain, I sense great hostility.

Wow, those Aliens still use chainsaws in the 24th century? We should have no trouble kicking their primitive behinds.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Wow, those Aliens still use chainsaws in the 24th century? We should have no trouble kicking their primitive behinds.

I don't know whatever the 24th century equivalent to chainsaws is. As for waffle irons, I just know that no one will ever get tired of waffles.

 

[Londonboy]

I don't know whatever the 24th century equivalent to chainsaws is. As for waffle irons, I just know that no one will ever get tired of waffles.

You can't improve on perfect, WI's have zenithed.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I've been viewing this old show that I loved years ago. It has its charm, but some things in it are annoying. It has too many scenes like this.

Alien: Filthy, evil humans, we will board your ship and enslave you all and display your ship's broken hull on our world as a trophy. We will seize each one of you by nape of the neck and smash your face into a cinderblock and then smash it into a red-hot waffle iron and then take out a chainsaw and saw your head in half. DEATH TO YOU DIRTY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picard: (Motioning for mute.) Counselor?
Troi: Captain, I sense great hostility.

You've just ended the great Star Trek Cold War. You've just given the exact reasoning as to why Star Trek trumps NG.

Kirk would have just gone with:

"Fire all Phaser Banks, Fire all forward Tubes..... Yoeman Rand, what are you doing later tonight...........?"

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

You can't improve on perfect, WI's have zenithed.

Not true London! The 24th Century Waffle Makers actually produce your Waffles like this......

They are, of course, battery operated as well.........

 

[Runwildboys]

Wow, those Aliens still use chainsaws in the 24th century? We should have no trouble kicking their primitive behinds.

They're really big, but extremely lightweight chainsaws.

 

[Runwildboys]

Troi has to be given something to do, other than Riker. But yeah, there was only one episode where I considered her useful.
https://www.tor.com/2012/04/17/star-trek-the-next-generation-night-terrors/

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Not true London! The 24th Century Waffle Makers actually produce your Waffles like this......

They are, of course, battery operated as well.........

Those look good. Did you make them?

 

[Londonboy]

Those look good. Did you make them?

Duh.
He borrowed Your time machine and brought them back from the 24th century.

 

[Londonboy]

Troi has to be given something to do, other than Riker. But yeah, there was only one episode where I considered her useful.
https://www.tor.com/2012/04/17/star-trek-the-next-generation-night-terrors/

She frequently performed the vital function of not understanding a vital part of the plan, so that another character could explain it using a simple simile that 20th century dullards could understand.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Those look good. Did you make them?

Nope. Unfortunately, the Wife says I'm a 20th Century model stuck with a 17th Century Brainpan. I get the eggos!

 

[DallasEast]

I've been viewing this old show that I loved years ago. It has its charm, but some things in it are annoying. It has too many scenes like this.

Alien: Filthy, evil humans, we will board your ship and enslave you all and display your ship's broken hull on our world as a trophy. We will seize each one of you by nape of the neck and smash your face into a cinderblock and then smash it into a red-hot waffle iron and then take out a chainsaw and saw your head in half. DEATH TO YOU DIRTY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picard: (Motioning for mute.) Counselor?
Troi: Captain, I sense great hostility.

^ ironic lol