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In honor of my first anniversary at mazevo/Cowboyszone, and 1000th post on this board. What better way see in the millenium post with...
Most attractive: Darren Woodson. This man has always reminded me of what F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote of his best known fictional character, Jay Gatsby: "an elegant young roughneck." Totally masculine, great physique and facial bones, but just the right veneer of polish. Very dangerous beneath the surface. Dynamic. Looks as impressive in a well-tailored suit as in his uniform, and a good bet to turn heads and dominate any room he's in. Impeccable. Woody looks elegant in practice cut offs! Drool. Honorable mention: a grown into his face lift nicely JERRY JONES!
Handsomest: Vincent Frank Testaverde. Striking a blow for the over 40 set across the world, Vinnie T still remains one of the classic princes of the NFL. Tall, perfectly proportioned, graceful, a gladiator. That bit of hair thinning does naught but add distinction to Vinnie's mature savoir faire. He'll be hot at 70, and a class act who coincidentally proves the old adage "handsome is as handsome does". Honorable mentions: the drop dead studly Avion Cason and future GQ cover Jason Witten.
Sexiest: Terry Glenn. Terry is just flat out seductive. A very quiet kind of charisma that kinda creeps up on you (as opposed to a Lawyer Milloy who just bowls you over with "it".) But Terry's eyes, his voice, his mannerisms, cheekbones, his shyness, his smile, perfect mouth and those cheekbones - he's a fascinating man-child. Whoever did the pregame player comment camera work for last years Cowboys-Pats game really got Terry "right". It had to have been a woman. Honorable mention: manly man Greg Ellis.
Cutest: Roy Williams. Well, he's a biscuit away from the Gerber Baby, and that's just fine. There's just something about a angel faced, sunny personalitied lethal weapon. How amusing to see a cherub lowering the boom with such abandon. Honorable mention: the boy-next-doorish Matt Lehr.
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Most attractive: Darren Woodson. This man has always reminded me of what F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote of his best known fictional character, Jay Gatsby: "an elegant young roughneck." Totally masculine, great physique and facial bones, but just the right veneer of polish. Very dangerous beneath the surface. Dynamic. Looks as impressive in a well-tailored suit as in his uniform, and a good bet to turn heads and dominate any room he's in. Impeccable. Woody looks elegant in practice cut offs! Drool. Honorable mention: a grown into his face lift nicely JERRY JONES!
Handsomest: Vincent Frank Testaverde. Striking a blow for the over 40 set across the world, Vinnie T still remains one of the classic princes of the NFL. Tall, perfectly proportioned, graceful, a gladiator. That bit of hair thinning does naught but add distinction to Vinnie's mature savoir faire. He'll be hot at 70, and a class act who coincidentally proves the old adage "handsome is as handsome does". Honorable mentions: the drop dead studly Avion Cason and future GQ cover Jason Witten.
Sexiest: Terry Glenn. Terry is just flat out seductive. A very quiet kind of charisma that kinda creeps up on you (as opposed to a Lawyer Milloy who just bowls you over with "it".) But Terry's eyes, his voice, his mannerisms, cheekbones, his shyness, his smile, perfect mouth and those cheekbones - he's a fascinating man-child. Whoever did the pregame player comment camera work for last years Cowboys-Pats game really got Terry "right". It had to have been a woman. Honorable mention: manly man Greg Ellis.
Cutest: Roy Williams. Well, he's a biscuit away from the Gerber Baby, and that's just fine. There's just something about a angel faced, sunny personalitied lethal weapon. How amusing to see a cherub lowering the boom with such abandon. Honorable mention: the boy-next-doorish Matt Lehr.
