News: Forbes: Jerry Jones's $250m Superyacht Is Docked In Miami For The Super Bowl

[Longboysfan]

When the boss is away....

Things get done right in Cowboy land.

 

[LocimusPrime]

He’s need to rename it HotBoyzzz

 

[Kaiser]

How or why this is even news worthy is beyond me.
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The only thing I can think of is that Forbes sells a lot of subscriptions to Cuban strippers in South Florida.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Hope it pisses him off when hes see the 9ers get 6.

 

[AsthmaField]

Yes because money is why he isnt hiring a GM

Other team’s GM’s will be at the game, so one can only deduce that Jerry’s mode of transportation to and from the game has somehow enraged the Floatster. Perhaps if Jerry had flown there and then used a taxi to get to his hotel, Floaty would be appeased and not let loose his anger upon the masses?

 

[CWR]

Awesome, have fun Jerry!

 

[darthseinfeld]

Other team’s GM’s will be at the game, so one can only deduce that Jerry’s mode of transportation to and from the game has somehow enraged the Floatster. Perhaps if Jerry had flown there and then used a taxi to get to his hotel, Floaty would be appeased and not let loose his anger upon the masses?

Floaty is just upset Kellen Moore wasnt named HC/OC/GM/QB. Also that we arent painting the grass blue

 

[AsthmaField]

Floaty is just upset Kellen Moore wasnt named HC/OC/GM/QB. Also that we arent painting the grass blue

 

[cmoney23]

He has enough money to hire a GM. He doesn't want to

Did you think that it was a "money thing"???? You thought the Dallas Cowboys were to cash strapped to hire a GM?

You can't be serious?

 

[McKDaddy]

He bought it in anticipation of being able to see the Ginger Clapper lead his team to Miami. Give the man some time to grieve. And to celebrate the new process that has begun .....

 

[McKDaddy]

No...because it looks like it belongs in a tidy bowl commercial.

you must be seeing some different tidy bowl commercials from what are shown here ....

 

[Virginia-Dave]

Good for Jerry. The man ain't getting any younger, and I'm sure most NFL owners attend the Super Bowl, so why not do it in style?

 

[Teague31]

I hope it sinks.

 

[snapper]

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones's $250 Million Dollar Superyacht Is Docked In Miami For The Super Bowl

Now that Bravo Eugenia, his 357-foot-long superyacht that's rumored to have cost over $250 million to build, is docked in Miami's Island Gardens superyacht marina, he and some very lucky guests will be experiencing the Super Bowl in "superyacht style."

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So what?

My dingy is docked outside my lake house.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Wish I was with Uncle Jerry. A quick trip across the MacArthur Causeway to Miami Beach. Bar hopping with gorgeous women, late night mofongo, Cuban sandwiches, and stuffed potato balls. Where else can you go to the Jewish Museum and then walk up the street to the World Erotic Art Museum? If I could get some Johnny Walker and a couple of roofies down Jerry...oh what a free-agency and draft we'd have.

 

[KingintheNorth]

It's the only way Jerry will be able to attend a Super Bowl.

Stephen on that same path as well.

 

[CF74]

They’re gonna run out of Johnnie Blue by Feb!!!!

 

[gimmesix]

He’s need to rename it HotBoyzzz

And trademark it.

 

[Rogerthat12]

From Bang Bus to Bang Yacht...

 

[blueblood70]

It's the only way Jerry will be able to attend a Super Bowl.

Stephen on that same path as well.

they attended 3 and won all 3..those count...he has the hardware and the money...so lets stop..Landry and the pld regime have two, Jerry has one more..huh..must suck to be billionaire with cool toys and all the hardware to back it up..

its gets old that fans forget he brought THREE SBs back here to Dallas vs TWO from the old owner/GM and 30year Mega coach,,

it sure would be nicer what win one every decade to still total 3 in 30years so we dont claim the drought .. they still counted..

teams like KC its been FIFTY 50 years took Philly 60years to get theirs..yes its been while, it stings but these other teams been a lot longer wait..