Frederick and the "One Wipe Charlies"

[erod]

http://nypost.com/20...not-tight-ends/

"This has got to be one of the oddest promotions to involve NFL players — no ifs, ands or, er, butts.

Four NFL linemen have signed to help a small Venice, Calif., company crack a new market — moistened toilet paper — targeted at men.

The sector, just 3 percent of the $8.7 billion toilet paper category, is usually aimed at infants and toddlers but the four burly centers are hoping to change that with a product cheekily called “One Wipe Charlies.”"

"A survey conducted by Dollar Shave found that 89 percent of wipe users were very satisfied with the cleanliness of their butt after using a wipe — versus only 58 percent for traditional TP."


Honestly, I don't even know what to add or how to comment.

 

[gimmesix]

http://nypost.com/20...not-tight-ends/

"This has got to be one of the oddest promotions to involve NFL players — no ifs, ands or, er, butts.

Four NFL linemen have signed to help a small Venice, Calif., company crack a new market — moistened toilet paper — targeted at men.

The sector, just 3 percent of the $8.7 billion toilet paper category, is usually aimed at infants and toddlers but the four burly centers are hoping to change that with a product cheekily called “One Wipe Charlies.”"

"A survey conducted by Dollar Shave found that 89 percent of wipe users were very satisfied with the cleanliness of their butt after using a wipe — versus only 58 percent for traditional TP."


Honestly, I don't even know what to add or how to comment.

Well, he does need something to wipe up the mess Dontari Poe made of him in on that early sack Sunday.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Actually, I'd guess that this is actually targeting returning Servicemen. In the field, a lot of guys use babywipes or something that is akin to them.

Odd topic of discussion, I know but it's true.

 

[texbumthelife]

Honestly, seeing Demarcus Ware speaking for depends trumps everything.

 

[Staubacher]

Jerrah says wipe your glasses with them. First.

 

[speedkilz88]

Honestly, seeing Demarcus Ware speaking for depends trumps everything.

That one at least makes sense. He scares the piss out of a lot OL.

 

[Tass]

I am actually a monthly customer at Dollar Shave Club. 2 bucks a month for razors.

 

[KJJ]

A pack of "One Wipe Charlies" would be an excellent gift for the female jogger who was caught on security camera pooping next to a guys house.

 

[InDakWeTrust]

I am actually a monthly customer at Dollar Shave Club. 2 bucks a month for razors.

Me too. That video is even more epic each time I watch.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Me too. That video is even more epic each time I watch.

Yep, I'm a shave club member as well. I'll stick to the baby wipes for my after movement needs, though.

 

[Supercowboy1986]

It's not as out there when you think about it. I think it was either jay cutler or Aaron Rodgers that said that they always tell their centers to be very hygenic down there. Which make sense because he's behind a big sweaty dude who's beinding over for 3 hours and that's not including the amount of times during a game he's under center

 

[KJJ]

I am actually a monthly customer at Dollar Shave Club. 2 bucks a month for razors.

Nothing beats Sam's Club you can get 16 Fusion ProGlide blades attached to a 5 pound pack of jerky for around $42.