1. Generally speaking, how long do you think it takes you to fall asleep, and, do you do anything special (e.g., take a pill, listen to the radio, watch television, read a book or magazine) to help you fall asleep?
Not long, maybe 10 minutes. I don't do anything special.
2. Bar soap or liquid soap?
Liquid
3. Where will you walk to today?
Down to the end of the driveway to retrieve the garbage can after the garbage men come.
4. Describe your worst haircut.
When I first moved to NY, we used to go to the city frequently. One place we saw all the time was Astor Place Hairstylist. It looked so hip and funky and I wanted to get a haircut there.
So I go the morning of my appointment and the girl looks at me and says, "Well, what do you want done?" as if she would rather be anywhere else but there.
I had come from being able to tell my old stylist to just do whatever and I was always happy with whatever she did. This is what I told this girl, because I was feeling lucky.
She said, "Look, just tell me what you want. I have a hangover and I'm really not in the mood for this."
Since I was fresh off the boat from Nebraska, I was too polite to tell her where to stick it, or even complain. She did cut my hair, but she cut the top way too short and left the back long, effectively giving me a spiky mullet.
I paid, leaving her no tip and telling the people at the register that I hated it. I cried in the subway on the way home and wore a lot of hats.

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5. Plans for the weekend?
We're buying a super nice riding mower from our neighbor that he had purchased for his son, who owned the house before us. Gotta mow the lawn before Tarzan starts swinging around up in here.