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In other football news, Bill Parcells is running the Dolphins now and is rumored to be maneuvering to hire Dallas Cowboys offensive line coach Tony Sparano as Miami's head coach. That rumor could turn out to be wrong, but if it's true, the move would be consistent with a Parcells pattern -- wishing ill against the clubs he leaves. When Parcells quit the Giants, he did so in April, when the in-demand coaches already had signed elsewhere. Parcells seemed to want Jersey/A to tumble from a Super Bowl win to a losing season, so people would say, "That Bill Parcells must be a genius, look what happened after he left." Parcells walked out on the New England Patriots just after a Super Bowl, leaving disarray, and walked out on Jersey/B, leaving the weirdness of his former acolyte Bill Belichick resigning as head coach less than an hour after being named. In each case, the Tuna seemed to want to ensure the franchise he had just departed would head downward, causing people to say losing Parcells was a calamity.
Now Parcells has a problem -- since he left Dallas a year ago, the Cowboys have been playing much better. Dallas won the No. 1 seed and has flourished under Wade Phillips, whom everyone likes but no one considers a genius. Should the Cowboys win the Super Bowl the year after Parcells' departure, people will say, "Man, Dallas really benefited from getting rid of that grumpy sourpuss Parcells." Perhaps this is a prospect Parcells cannot abide -- so he's trying to put his tentacles into the Dallas coaching staff, hoping to disrupt the current Boys' run.
Now Parcells has a problem -- since he left Dallas a year ago, the Cowboys have been playing much better. Dallas won the No. 1 seed and has flourished under Wade Phillips, whom everyone likes but no one considers a genius. Should the Cowboys win the Super Bowl the year after Parcells' departure, people will say, "Man, Dallas really benefited from getting rid of that grumpy sourpuss Parcells." Perhaps this is a prospect Parcells cannot abide -- so he's trying to put his tentacles into the Dallas coaching staff, hoping to disrupt the current Boys' run.
