Fun: Add a FA

[sureletsrace]

*ring ring*

"Hey there, (insert your name here), it's me, Jerruh. Yeah, I'm good. Sippin' on the good ol' Johnnie. Yep, you know me! Anywho, I was calling because I need you to add a player to our roster. Now don't you worry who we're dropping to give us an open roster spot. You name the player, I'll sign 'em. No questions asked. They just can't be on a 53 man roster. Hell, I'll even include Practice Squad players. Yep. You just let me know, buddy."

Who do you want?

 

[EST_1986]

Ray Rice

 

[John813]

Henry Hynoski

 

[dallasdave]

*ring ring*

"Hey there, (insert your name here), it's me, Jerruh. Yeah, I'm good. Sippin' on the good ol' Johnnie. Yep, you know me! Anywho, I was calling because I need you to add a player to our roster. Now don't you worry who we're dropping to give us an open roster spot. You name the player, I'll sign 'em. No questions asked. They just can't be on a 53 man roster. Hell, I'll even include Practice Squad players. Yep. You just let me know, buddy."

Who do you want?

Troy Aikman

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Get your popcorn ready!

 

[RW31]

Stop calling me Jerry, get a life.

 

[DEMFAN]

Bobby Boucher and make sure he brings some of that High Quality H2O!

 

[iceberg]

*ring ring*

"Hey there, (insert your name here), it's me, Jerruh. Yeah, I'm good. Sippin' on the good ol' Johnnie. Yep, you know me! Anywho, I was calling because I need you to add a player to our roster. Now don't you worry who we're dropping to give us an open roster spot. You name the player, I'll sign 'em. No questions asked. They just can't be on a 53 man roster. Hell, I'll even include Practice Squad players. Yep. You just let me know, buddy."

Who do you want?

a cab to drive your drunk arse home.

 

[jazzcat22]

Jerry, you dialed the wrong number again, we only have pole dancers at this club. We know you have pole dancers at the stadium, but wrong kind of dancers.
But they will still take the money you are offering, how many you want us to send over?.

 

[sureletsrace]

a cab to drive your drunk arse home.

I wasn't drunk. Just having one of those night with my daughter. Teething.

 

[iceberg]

I wasn't drunk. Just having one of those night with my daughter. Teething.

my bad. anything to pass the time there, i suppose.

 

[sureletsrace]

my bad. anything to pass the time there, i suppose.

Yeah. Literally anything. Even acting like I'm Jerry Jones.

Not my proudest of moments.

 

[cowboys1981]

DT Darnell Dockett

 

[CowboyGil]

SHANE FALCO!!