Funniest One Liner Quotes by Cowboys

[jazzcat22]

“ Catch 22 and you still ain’t caught him yet”

Not funny but one of my favorites

That was Michael Irvin after they won the SB.

 

[Bobhaze]

From a Texas Monthly article on Duane Thomas’s 1971 contract dispute and Tex Schramm’s classic comeback.

Duane called a press conference and described coach Tom Landry as “a plastic man, actually no man at all.” Gil Brandt was branded “a liar.” Duane put down club president Tex Schramm as a man who was “sick, demented and completely dishonest,” to which Schramm replied goodnaturedly, “That’s not bad. He got two out or three.”

Good one.

Which reminded me of Duane Thomas’ very brief interview after the Cowboys won SB VI. CBS Sports’ Tom Brookshier asked Thomas, “Are you really as fast and elusive as you look?” To which Thomas dryly responded, “Evidently”.

 

[nalam]

Some of Parcells quotes.
“ The player”
“ keep away the anointing oil”
“ dont eat cheese”

 

[jaybird]

Consider yourself sucked. - Bill Parcells

also like when he was with Jets, if im doing the cooking let buy some of the groceries,

 

[Bigdog]

We lik our guys

 

[ColoradoCowboy]

I want me some *********.

edit: Wow. That got censored. Hit the YouTube link below.

Jerry Jones

 

[ArtClink]

“Did you like those three Super Bowls thirty years ago? I hope you did very much.” - Jerry Jones