Funny but true stats about the Cowboys season so far

[Reality]

I thought it would be a fun idea to share some funny, but true stats about the Cowboys season so far so ..

 

[Reality]

It took 12 games, but the Cowboys finally won a game with Demarcus Lawrence on the field this season!

 

[Reality]

The Cowboys are undefeated with Rush as their starting quarterback this season.

 

[Reality]

Dan Quinn's head coaching record with the Cowboys is 1-0.

 

[TwoDeep3]

The Cowboys are 1-0 after putting the star and player number on their thigh pads in a way no one noticed.

But now that Michael Irvin called attention to it, the fines will commence.

This season is doomed.

 

[Red Dragon]

The last time an NFL cornerback was on pace for 13 interceptions (the way Diggs is) in a season was during the Korean War.

 

[Red Dragon]

Cooper Rush's touchdown pass to Amari Cooper was the first time a quarterback has ever thrown a TD to a receiver whose last name was the same as his first.

Conversely, last year, Andy Dalton's TD pass to Dalton Schultz was the first time a quarterback has thrown a TD to a receiver whose first name was the same as his last.

 

[conner01]

Cooper Rush's touchdown pass to Amari Cooper was the first time a quarterback has ever thrown a TD to a receiver whose last name was the same as his first.

Conversely, last year, Andy Dalton's TD pass to Dalton Schultz was the first time a quarterback has thrown a TD to a receiver whose first name was the same as his last.

Couple of good ones

 

[Ranching]

Conner Williams didn't have a holding penalty against the Saints...

 

[Jipper]

The cowboys are undefeated in games they haven't played yet

 

[Jipper]

We cut our statistically most accurate kicker

 

[ItzKelz]

Jerry Jones hasn't said anything crazy

 

[JD_KaPow]

The Cowboys are 1-0 after putting the star and player number on their thigh pads in a way no one noticed.

But now that Michael Irvin called attention to it, the suspensions will commence.

This season is doomed.

FIFY.

 

[Jammer]

Dan Quinn's head coaching record with the Cowboys is 1-0.

I've read this quote multiple times. It gets funnier every time.

 

[Bobhaze]

Last night’s game was the 18th time the Cowboys have played in New Orleans going back to 1967. And 27 points is the most the Cowboys have ever scored in a game at New Orleans. Last night and a game in 1984 were the only two times the Cowboys have managed 27.

 

[conner01]

Jerry Jones hasn't said anything crazy

Fake news lol

 

[conner01]

We cut our statistically most accurate kicker

Heath was there last night if that counts lol

 

[DeaconMoss]

Dak prescott has earned $30 million + so far this year.

 

[JayFord]

The cowboys pay every player that steps on the field

 

[Einstein]

Diggs has the most INTs ever for the Cowboys by a player with a single digit.