Funny Dream I had last night bout the cowboys

[Hoov]

So, I know some posters over the past years have talked about dreams that they have had about football and the cowboys on this site... and it generally is not received well by other posters/fans...,

The one I had last night isnt necessarily a dream that definitively predicts an outcome - and im not trying to either - but the reason i'm sharing it is that is was rather funny, at least i thought so.

So, in the dream im watching the cowboys play a team that has blue colors (possibly lions) on my TV and the screen splits so that on the left half you can see the other teams defensive coordinator standing on the sideline and on the right half you can see Callahan on the cowboys sideline.

The other teams defensive coordinator is bent forward with his hands on his knees and his head back so that he is looking straight out at the field just before the ball is snapped so he can watch what the players are doing.

Callahan is not looking out at the field - instead but he is looking right at the defensive coordinator trying to read him and his body language.

The ball is snapped and the cowboys OLine blows the D line off the ball and steamrolls them.

The screen is still split so im watching both assistant coaches and not the players.

The other teams defensive coordinator puts his head down in total defeat and shakes his head back and forth as to say no, no.

At the same time, Callahan's head turns toward the camera in slow motion and the camera zooms in to a close up shot and I can see left side of his lip slowly curl up into this evil genious type of smile and i knew he was thinking "That's all day, buddy" towards the other teams coach.

It's probably not nearly as funny reading it in print as it was from my perspective with the visuals and all but thought some might have a laugh over it.

 

[zack]

Dream interpretation. You view this Detroit line as a challenge for Dallas. In the end, you are confident that the offensive line will be more than up to the challenge.

 

[mahoneybill]

Dream interpretation. You view this Detroit line as a challenge for Dallas. In the end, you are confident that the offensive line will be more than up to the challenge.

Your magic decoder ring worked . Well done

 

[DFWJC]

That IS funny.

BTW, Callahan has been an unsung hero for the team this season.

 

[Staubacher]

I dreamt of Sofia Vegaras lips not Bill Callahan's. I win.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Dream interpretation. You view this Detroit line as a challenge for Dallas. In the end, you are confident that the offensive line will be more than up to the challenge.

So I had a dream where I am sitting on top of a grand piano in the living room of Sandra Bullock's Austin, Texas home. I am butt naked and playing bongos while she dances on a Persian rug. The music is something like the calypso tune "Girl from Ipanema." She bumps the piano and my glass spills and gets her clothing wet. They dissolve until she is wearing the exact same thing I am wearing.

I always wake up at this point., It is a recurring dream.

Help me figure this out, please.

 

[zack]

So I had a dream where I am sitting on top of a grand piano in the living room of Sandra Bullock's Austin, Texas home. I an butt naked and playing bongos while she dances on a Persian rug. She bumps the piano and my glass spills and gets her clothing wet. They dissolve until she is wearing the exact same thing I am wearing.

I always wake up at this point., It is a recurring dream.

Help me figure this out, please.

she wants you just as much as you want her. Lol.

 

[CF74]

My lady dreamt we were playing the Pats in the Super Bowl around Week 6 or 7 I kid you not..

 

[HoustonSucks]

I just have had visions of Lombardi Trophies dancing in my head every night since last weekend..... literally.... so yeah.... sweet dreams, y'all

 

[Fletch]

So I had a dream where I am sitting on top of a grand piano in the living room of Sandra Bullock's Austin, Texas home. I am butt naked and playing bongos while she dances on a Persian rug. The music is something like the calypso tune "Girl from Ipanema." She bumps the piano and my glass spills and gets her clothing wet. They dissolve until she is wearing the exact same thing I am wearing.

I always wake up at this point., It is a recurring dream.

Help me figure this out, please.

Hey, you told me the other day that it was Elton John dancing on the Persian rug while you wore one of his concert wigs and shades.

 

[Don Corleone]

So I had a dream where I am sitting on top of a grand piano in the living room of Sandra Bullock's Austin, Texas home. I am butt naked and playing bongos while she dances on a Persian rug. The music is something like the calypso tune "Girl from Ipanema." She bumps the piano and my glass spills and gets her clothing wet. They dissolve until she is wearing the exact same thing I am wearing.

I always wake up at this point., It is a recurring dream.

Help me figure this out, please.

LMAO! I don't even know how to interpret that one.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Hey, you told me the other day that it was Elton John dancing on the Persian rug while you wore one of his concert wigs and shades.

When I drink something with Codeine included it's Elton. But he's dressed in a sarong and has a fruit salad hat like Carmen Miranda.

 

[Seven]

So I had a dream where I am sitting on top of a grand piano in the living room of Sandra Bullock's Austin, Texas home. I am butt naked and playing bongos while she dances on a Persian rug. The music is something like the calypso tune "Girl from Ipanema." She bumps the piano and my glass spills and gets her clothing wet. They dissolve until she is wearing the exact same thing I am wearing.

I always wake up at this point., It is a recurring dream.

Help me figure this out, please.

You should never play with your bongos on a piano.

And to evaluate further, I'll need to know what was in your glass and where Mrs. Bullock purchased the rug.

My initial thought is the piano and bongos are a musical train wreck. I hope you two were doing cover songs.

 

[Cowboys606]

I had a dream last night that Wilcox got pick 6 on Rodgers to go up 14-7 in the 1st qtr

 

[tyke1doe]

Dream interpretation. You view this Detroit line as a challenge for Dallas. In the end, you are confident that the offensive line will be more than up to the challenge.

I now pronounce you ruler over Egypt.

 

[MRV52]

I had a dream that the Eagles won a Superbowl. No on second thought I dreamt a bare cupboard for them.