Funny marine\clinton joke

jksmith269

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After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinton stepped from

> the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two

> Arkansas-bred hawgs, one under each arm. At the bottom of the

> steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said,

> “Fine looking pigs, sir!”

>

> Clinton turned and glared at the boy. “Son, don’t you know I’m

> from Arkansas? These ain’t pigs. They’re hawgs.”

>

> The Marine shot back, “Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF’S

> pardon, sir! Fine looking hawgs, sir!”

>

> Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.

>

> The President went on, “Thank you, son. You see this one here?”

> He lifted up the pig under his right arm. “I got this one for

> Chelsea.”

> Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. “And this one here, I

> got for Hillary.”

>

> At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,

> “Outstanding trade, sir!”
 

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Q: You line up five soldiers, and whack each of 'em across the head with a 2x4. How do you know which one is the Marine?

A: The one that didn't say ouch.
 
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