jksmith269
Proud Navy Veteran 1990-1995
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After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinton stepped from
> the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two
> Arkansas-bred hawgs, one under each arm. At the bottom of the
> steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said,
> “Fine looking pigs, sir!”
>
> Clinton turned and glared at the boy. “Son, don’t you know I’m
> from Arkansas? These ain’t pigs. They’re hawgs.”
>
> The Marine shot back, “Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF’S
> pardon, sir! Fine looking hawgs, sir!”
>
> Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.
>
> The President went on, “Thank you, son. You see this one here?”
> He lifted up the pig under his right arm. “I got this one for
> Chelsea.”
> Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. “And this one here, I
> got for Hillary.”
>
> At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,
> “Outstanding trade, sir!”
> the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two
> Arkansas-bred hawgs, one under each arm. At the bottom of the
> steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said,
> “Fine looking pigs, sir!”
>
> Clinton turned and glared at the boy. “Son, don’t you know I’m
> from Arkansas? These ain’t pigs. They’re hawgs.”
>
> The Marine shot back, “Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF’S
> pardon, sir! Fine looking hawgs, sir!”
>
> Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.
>
> The President went on, “Thank you, son. You see this one here?”
> He lifted up the pig under his right arm. “I got this one for
> Chelsea.”
> Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. “And this one here, I
> got for Hillary.”
>
> At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,
> “Outstanding trade, sir!”