Funny nicknames for your dog

[BrAinPaiNt]

Dogs name is Beji his nicknames are pooper and turd castle.

lol@turd castle

 

[jobberone]

Had a dog was so dumb his name was I-Dot short for idiot.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

We have three. My Staffordshire Terrier is named Zoey, I call her Zo, Zoes, and sometimes Zozer. One of my Chihuahuas is named Rudy after a close friend who passed away. I sometimes call him Ru dog or Rude Dude, both of which were also nicknames for my friend. Another Chihuahua is named Junior, nicknames are JR and also puddin', I blame the old lady for giving him a complex by calling him puddin'. He's a bit psychotic.

 

[jobberone]

We have three. My Staffordshire Terrier is named Zoey, I call her Zo, Zoes, and sometimes Zozer. One of my Chihuahuas is named Rudy after a close friend who passed away. I sometimes call him Ru dog or Rude Dude, both of which were also nicknames for my friend. Another Chihuahua is named Junior, nicknames are JR and also puddin', I blame the old lady for giving him a complex by calling him puddin'. He's a bit psychotic.

My son's Boxer, who, I claim and have right now now, is named Zoe which is an old Souther name of distinction. She is the first Boxer I've been around and the best dog I've ever had. It's going to be very difficult to see her go.

 

[KJJ]

lol@turd castle

My wife doesn't like it she thinks it's given him a complex.

 

[Tabascocat]

My wife doesn't like it she thinks it's given him a complex.

They are funny little creatures. Our female won't poop in front of us, she is shy

 

[kimrose]

My son's Boxer, who, I claim and have right now now, is named Zoe which is an old Souther name of distinction. She is the first Boxer I've been around and the best dog I've ever had. It's going to be very difficult to see her go.

I have heard Boxers are one of the most wonderful family members out there. My aunt and uncle had a "daughter" Boxer named Molly who lived for eight years, but tragically a couple of months ago died in a terrible freak accident. But she was the apple of their eye, full of life, and such a good girl. I do believe they loved her more than they love their own children. lol. My uncle still won't go out in the backyard, where she liked to run and play when they were out there. Although she did sleep in bed with Mom and Daddy.

 

[jobberone]

I have heard Boxers are one of the most wonderful family members out there. My aunt and uncle had a "daughter" Boxer named Molly who lived for eight years, but tragically a couple of months ago died in a terrible freak accident. But she was the apple of their eye, full of life, and such a good girl. I do believe they loved her more than they love their own children. lol. My uncle still won't go out in the backyard, where she liked to run and play when they were out there. Although she did sleep in bed with Mom and Daddy.

This dog never does anything wrong and almost always does what I ask. I can give many voice commands as well as hand signals/commands and can combine them with voice commands. She has never had any formal training. She took to leash day one and rarely pulls. It's gotta be a running deer or really really great dog smell to get her to not pay attention. Never chews, only barks if someone this out there, never is aggressive and loves everyone esp kids who she is very tolerant of including pulling and hitting. She will come and get me if there is something strange going on including smells in the house. I have no doubt she would give her life for me. She is one of my children.

 

[jobberone]

We have three. My Staffordshire Terrier is named Zoey, I call her Zo, Zoes, and sometimes Zozer. One of my Chihuahuas is named Rudy after a close friend who passed away. I sometimes call him Ru dog or Rude Dude, both of which were also nicknames for my friend. Another Chihuahua is named Junior, nicknames are JR and also puddin', I blame the old lady for giving him a complex by calling him puddin'. He's a bit psychotic.

He's psychotic because it is a chihuahua.

 

[Tabascocat]

He's psychotic because it is a chihuahua.

We have two of them. They kind of get a bad rap from the public. They are loyal, smart and can be devious in a funny way. My wife said she would never own one, only big dogs. Well, 3 years later and she would take a bullet for fat Jack, he is her cuddle bunny according to her

They do yap a bit too much but at least it has gotten better over the years.

 

[KJJ]

They are funny little creatures. Our female won't poop in front of us, she is shy

My dog loves to poop in front of people. Something about crowds seems to act as a laxative for him. He does some of his most impressive work in front of strangers. I took him to the park a few weeks ago and he did one in front of a yoga class that resembled the Matterhorn. Once he finds the perfect spot he unloads like a dump truck.

You never know what to expect with him when people are around. Last week I had 15 guests at the house. We were all sitting in the living room and here comes Benji with his legs out in front of him scooting across the carpet on his butt. He scooted for about 15 feet with his fur sticking up and the look of utter delight in his eyes.

 

[Tabascocat]

My dog loves to poop in front of people. Something about crowds seems to act as a laxative for him. I took him to the park a few weeks ago and he did one in front of a yoga class that resembled the Matterhorn. Once he finds the perfect spot he unloads like a dump truck. You never know what to expect with him when people are around. Last week I had 15 guests at the house. We were all sitting in the living room and here comes Benji with his legs out in front of him scooting across the carpet on his butt. He scooted for about 15 feet with his fur sticking up and the look of utter delight in his eyes.

Lol, nice. Our shy one leaves smell bombs in the house on occasion and it is like a scavenger hunt trying to find them. They are just a bit bigger than rabbit size and hard to spot, she has to be in total seclusion to do her business. No, it doesn't happen often in the house, usually when she can't go out due to rain or extreme heat and the fact that it hits her in the middle of the night when we are asleep. I donned her the named....the Ninja S%^&^er

 

[kimrose]

Yeah, our Jesse James is a pomeranian. He thinks he is a Chow Chow, though. He looks like a miniature Chow, really, even though they are cousin to the Spitz, and they were originally around 30 lbs. He is a big boy by today's standards, the average boy pommy is around 6-7 lbs now, but he rings in at a whopping 12 lbs!! He is tougher than nails, too! Loves to play rough with my husband and sons, loves to chase and hunt lizard and bugs, and catch anything he can; loves to wrestle. Lane's signature move with him is the (gentle) pretend "body slam", and he scrambles up immediately and goes for the hands or ankles! lol. He has so much fun and he loves to wrestle. He gets his licks in too. lol. I wanted to name him Sid Visious, but Lane wanted Jesse James, and actually it fits him perfectly. We call him "the fastest tongue in the west". He yaps way too much, but is the first to give sugars! And he will attack anything and anyone. Not the typical lap sweet docile pommy we hear so much about. He is Ferocious! But he is so great with us, and fits in with us like I don't think any other dog ever could. I am actually so happy that we found him, or I don't know where he would be today, but I think he might not be as free or happy, maybe in a sanctuary somewhere, because he is not the ideal pomeranian. But once again, we fit like a glove. We were meant for each other. It's amazing how we mold ourselves after one another. Dogs are so family. They are so in tune with us, and we are with them. We really were created for each other. The Universe put us together for a reason.

 

[kimrose]

My dog loves to poop in front of people. Something about crowds seems to act as a laxative for him. He does some of his most impressive work in front of strangers. I took him to the park a few weeks ago and he did one in front of a yoga class that resembled the Matterhorn. Once he finds the perfect spot he unloads like a dump truck.

You never know what to expect with him when people are around. Last week I had 15 guests at the house. We were all sitting in the living room and here comes Benji with his legs out in front of him scooting across the carpet on his butt. He scooted for about 15 feet with his fur sticking up and the look of utter delight in his eyes.

Oh my god, I laughed so hard at this. Thank you. I needed that. What a dear sweet doggie you have there. I love him!!

 

[Rack]

Gaby = stinky (worse smelling farts on the planet)

Willow = tripawd (amputee)

Kody = b***h girl (spoiled rotten)

Mika = precious (she really is, they all are.. I miss my puppies)

 

[BigStar]

Call mine "detective" when he's on a walk (stops @ every plant, tree box, FLY...) Love em to death though

 

[jobberone]

We have two of them. They kind of get a bad rap from the public. They are loyal, smart and can be devious in a funny way. My wife said she would never own one, only big dogs. Well, 3 years later and she would take a bullet for fat Jack, he is her cuddle bunny according to her

They do yap a bit too much but at least it has gotten better over the years.

I love all dogs but I wouldn't have a chihuahua unless it got forced on me. They are a one person dog generally. And yes they yap which besides the aggression is my main problem.

 

[KJJ]

They are funny little creatures.

They're funny and there's really no better pet than a dog but dogs have been disrespected to some degree when you think about it. There's cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, the rabbit and even the beetle but not one named for a dog. They had the Chysler Eagle they should come out with a line of Chysler Beagles to right this wrong. In the Wizard of Oz even Toto was disrespected and she ( toto was a female) ended up being the hero.

She escaped Miss Gulch's basket to find her way back to Dorothy and made a daring escape from the Witches castle showing the scarecrow, tin man and cowardly lion where in the castle Dorothy was being held but didn't even receive a bone from the Wizard who handed out a diploma to the scarecrow, a heart shaped clock to the tin man and a medal to the cowardly lion. Most dogs are smarter than some people when you think about it.

There's a lot of people that don't understand hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. Dogs help people overcome loneliness, depression, sadness through their companionship and unconditional love.

 

[KJJ]

With all this talk about dogs it reminds me of the time I went to the grocery store to buy some dog food and saw a can that said "New and Improved tastes even better." I was thinking how would you like to be the people who had to determine that?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Talking about dogs and pooping.

I have a warped sense of humor sometimes.

So I have a couple pictures of each dog pooping in the yard and one shot with both in the same picture with one pooping and the other peeing.

Sometimes at work I will ask someone if they would like to see a picture of my dog(s).

I show them one of them pooping and they do not expect it and the looks on their faces are priceless.