Funny Romo post from Jets board

[AsthmaField]

I saw this and thought everyone here might get a huge kick out of this comment from (I'm assuming) a Jets fan.

"I say Tony Romo throws for seven touchdowns in the first half; three minutes to go in the third quarter, he tucks the ball and rushes for a touchdown, but never pauses in the end zone. He runs right out the back of the stadium to a burning car in the parking lot where he dives through the back window and saves three puppies from burning to death.

Phillips goes to his backup quarterback with the game already in the bag and Romo spends the fourth quarter resolving world hunger, the immigration issues facing the US and balances the federal budget. With all of this solved and approaching the two minute warning with three time outs, he decides to take on US race relations where he flaunts his last bit of magic for the day by having blacks and whites hugging in the streets from coast to coast.

After the game – to wind down and relax; Tony cooks a thanksgiving day feast for the entire stadium, bangs 58 supermodels on the 50 yard line and then and only then retires for the night."

Does nobody remember the audio of the announcer where he says Teddy Bruschi is running out of the stadium to rescue a car load of burning puppies (or something like that)?

I suppose it's really no big deal, but this guy clearly is copying that in what he wrote about Romo.

Like I said... no biggie, but he didn't come up with this idea himself.

 

[CF74]

That's because the Berlin Wall already came down:laugh1:

 

[Da Hammer]

sounds like a slow tuesday for Tony Romo...

 

[Future]

Isn't this based on one of those chuck norris things? I'm pretty sure there is something similar.

Still funny though, me likes


EDIT: Asthma said it first, and he's right about the Bruschi thing

 

[silverbear]

I saw this and thought everyone here might get a huge kick out of this comment from (I'm assuming) a Jets fan.

"I say Tony Romo throws for seven touchdowns in the first half; three minutes to go in the third quarter, he tucks the ball and rushes for a touchdown, but never pauses in the end zone. He runs right out the back of the stadium to a burning car in the parking lot where he dives through the back window and saves three puppies from burning to death.

Phillips goes to his backup quarterback with the game already in the bag and Romo spends the fourth quarter resolving world hunger, the immigration issues facing the US and balances the federal budget. With all of this solved and approaching the two minute warning with three time outs, he decides to take on US race relations where he flaunts his last bit of magic for the day by having blacks and whites hugging in the streets from coast to coast.

After the game – to wind down and relax; Tony cooks a thanksgiving day feast for the entire stadium, bangs 58 supermodels on the 50 yard line and then and only then retires for the night."

Man, that's just LUDICROUS, to the point of being asinine...

Everybody knows Romo can't cook...

And there are no more than 31 supermodels in the world, max... I guess he could always go back for seconds on some, but this guy is saying 58 different supermodels...

I want the pay per view rights for that porno...

 

[scorpiq]

Does nobody remember the audio of the announcer where he says Teddy Bruschi is running out of the stadium to rescue a car load of burning puppies (or something like that)?

I suppose it's really no big deal, but this guy clearly is copying that in what he wrote about Romo.

Like I said... no biggie, but he didn't come up with this idea himself.

http://tedybruschi.ytmnd.com/

 

[TheGoat73]

I saw this and thought everyone here might get a huge kick out of this comment from (I'm assuming) a Jets fan.

"I say Tony Romo throws for seven touchdowns in the first half; three minutes to go in the third quarter, he tucks the ball and rushes for a touchdown, but never pauses in the end zone. He runs right out the back of the stadium to a burning car in the parking lot where he dives through the back window and saves three puppies from burning to death.

Phillips goes to his backup quarterback with the game already in the bag and Romo spends the fourth quarter resolving world hunger, the immigration issues facing the US and balances the federal budget. With all of this solved and approaching the two minute warning with three time outs, he decides to take on US race relations where he flaunts his last bit of magic for the day by having blacks and whites hugging in the streets from coast to coast.

After the game – to wind down and relax; Tony cooks a thanksgiving day feast for the entire stadium, bangs 58 supermodels on the 50 yard line and then and only then retires for the night."

I am sure he can shoot 58 at Sawgrass while he is at it.

 

[kbman]

That was really funny

 

[jobberone]

58 that quickly. Romo is the poster boy for premature you know what.

 

[JonJon]

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he turns into Tony Romo.


Tony Romo had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Tony Romo does not sleep. He waits.

If you can see Tony Romo, he can see you. If you can't see Tony Romo you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Tony Romo is pain.

 

[BrassCowboy]

"Embrace the Hate"

 

[HighTechDave]

ok, all that Supermodel/cooking/world peace stuff is fine, but can he handle Darth with out getting his arm cut off.

I saw what happened the first time, so he's not

:laugh1:

 

[Hostile]

That's why we love him.

 

[BigDFan5]

what a croc





































He is gonna have 9 TDs