Funny thing happened to me today

[BigDFan5]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

 

[rojan]

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[the kid 05]

haha....funny guy...i was like what? that never happens to me! but then i saw the Commanders were assosiated and i went ah...i see know

 

[CowboysNumeroUno]

lmao!

 

[TRUTH87]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[1fisher]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

I hit the garbage can from about fifteen feet with pringles can...... reckon I can get a contract as a back up QB? I would only need 1 million bucks!

 

[kingwhicker]

I hit the garbage can from about fifteen feet with pringles can...... reckon I can get a contract as a back up QB? I would only need 1 million bucks!

You'd be better than Todd Collins or whatever his name that they were talking about- frankly, I think you'd be better than Campbell.

 

[wesleyc288]

Post of the Week

 

[Hostile]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

I hate kickers.

 

[aznhalf]

Made my day.

 

[1fisher]

You'd be better than Todd Collins or whatever his name that they were talking about- frankly, I think you'd be better than Campbell.

Campbell was good at Auburn but I dunno about this level.... who did Collins play for last year?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

Funny.....

I enjoyed that one.

Just be sure to avoid LA at all costs. He's got this thing for kickers.

 

[BigDFan5]

I hate kickers.

But you love me in a non brokeback kinda way

 

[BulletBob]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

You almost had me believing your story, BigD ...

Then I took a step back and thought, what would Danny Snyder be doing in Lindale, TX at this time of day?

Nice try ...

 

[adbutcher]

I hate kickers.

me 2 but that **** was funny.

 

[BigDFan5]

You almost had me believing your story, BigD ...

Then I took a step back and thought, what would Danny Snyder be doing in Lindale, TX at this time of day?

Nice try ...

Its true! It's damn true! Lindale is where the talent is. google Miranda Lambert

 

[Nors]

I hate kickers.

You get what you pay for.

 

[felix360]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

Thread of the day

 

[Seven]

BigD....you definitely need to go to bed much earlier. Good show 'ol chap.

 

[Kittymama]

So I was walking to my car minding my own business. I had just stocked up with a months supply of cheeto's and some Dr. Peppers. So on my way to the car I see a can in the parking lot, I take a few steps and kick it. Then all the sudden out of nowhere comes this creepy little man that looks like Napolean and he starts writing a check for 10 million Dollars and gives it to me. I was stunned. So I guess what I am really trying to say is. I am the new kicker for the Commanders.

Hey -- I think I saw you on the news last night! There was a clip of some runt with creepy dark glasses & an old guy in a politically incorrect baseball cap who giggled. They were introducing some dude they'd just paid a lot of cheese to--that must have been you! :laugh2: