Funny

[adbutcher]

> > A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
> > in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla
> > Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be
> > over in 30 minutes.
> >
> > The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
> > a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going
> > to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against
> > the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off
> > the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit
> > bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will
> > then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the
> > van."
> >
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks
> > the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

HAHA pretty good...never heard that one before.

 

[SoTex]

> > A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
> > in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla
> > Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be
> > over in 30 minutes.
> >
> > The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
> > a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going
> > to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against
> > the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off
> > the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit
> > bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will
> > then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the
> > van."
> >
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks
> > the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.

Pure comedy. Good stuff.

 

[baj1dallas]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!' The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off...go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

 

[adbutcher]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!' The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off...go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

I heard that one before but it is still funny, lol.