Well, since I can't exercise and am not going to give up drinking to lose some lbs, the only thing left is to get the carbs down. I did the Atkins when it first came out and created a dish that satisfied my craving for pizza, Fakizza, crust less pizza.
So, I am going with a Olive Garden style salad, the best thing they do, and Fakizza with Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, green and red pepper, onion and cherry tomatoes. Already cooked the sausage. Sautee very lightly the onions, peppers, shrooms and tomatoes because this will not cook at the heat level a real pizza would. Toss everything together with freshly shredded mozzarella and top with provolone in a baking dish and bake at 350 until the cheese is all gooey, hit it with the broiler to get a little crust on that provolone and hit that with some crushed red pepper and grated Parmesan and Romana and that's as close as I can get to the real deal.
Coach, I'm glad you got this up as I was getting ready to put one up as a fill in. It ain't a game without your menu thread.