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Game Guide for Eagles Fans
1) Boast to everyone you know that as long as the Eagles have <insert-any-random-player-name-here>, they will win a Super Bowl.
2) Before the game, visit forums of the team the Eagles play and brag about how the Eagles are going to slaughter them.
3a) If you are going to the game, prior to game starting, get drunk but not so drunk that you can no longer hit the field with your batteries. Oh, (2b) should have been "buy batteries."
3b) If you are not going to the game, make a video of how every Eagle player is better than that of the other team and for added insult, include water boys, laundry guys and bathroom attendants.
4) If you are at the game or at a sports bar, then during game, pick fights with anyone not wearing green. If opposing team colors are green, pick fights with everyone until they say, "I love McNabb!"
5) When the Eagles are ahead, act as if you are personally responsible for the scoring. Excessive chest thumping and dancing is allowed but do not spill your beer or lose your batteries because you will need them at some point.
6) Every time McNabb throws an incomplete pass, scream out loud to anyone who can hear you that it was pass interference.
7) If the Eagles are behind, blame the referees .. oh .. also insult female fans of other teams as they are less likely to hit you. Make sure they are not Eagles fans though as they will likely have batteries.
8) If the Eagles win, visit forum sites of the other team and tell them that the Eagles are "back" and are going to the Super Bowl. Oh and tell them their team sucks.
9) If the Eagles lose, blame the referees and say the "better team lost."
10) When the Eagles are eliminated from Super Bowl contention, see step #1.
1) Boast to everyone you know that as long as the Eagles have <insert-any-random-player-name-here>, they will win a Super Bowl.
2) Before the game, visit forums of the team the Eagles play and brag about how the Eagles are going to slaughter them.
3a) If you are going to the game, prior to game starting, get drunk but not so drunk that you can no longer hit the field with your batteries. Oh, (2b) should have been "buy batteries."
3b) If you are not going to the game, make a video of how every Eagle player is better than that of the other team and for added insult, include water boys, laundry guys and bathroom attendants.
4) If you are at the game or at a sports bar, then during game, pick fights with anyone not wearing green. If opposing team colors are green, pick fights with everyone until they say, "I love McNabb!"
5) When the Eagles are ahead, act as if you are personally responsible for the scoring. Excessive chest thumping and dancing is allowed but do not spill your beer or lose your batteries because you will need them at some point.
6) Every time McNabb throws an incomplete pass, scream out loud to anyone who can hear you that it was pass interference.
7) If the Eagles are behind, blame the referees .. oh .. also insult female fans of other teams as they are less likely to hit you. Make sure they are not Eagles fans though as they will likely have batteries.
8) If the Eagles win, visit forum sites of the other team and tell them that the Eagles are "back" and are going to the Super Bowl. Oh and tell them their team sucks.
9) If the Eagles lose, blame the referees and say the "better team lost."
10) When the Eagles are eliminated from Super Bowl contention, see step #1.
