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NIBGoldenchild

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We’re going to lose. Just heard Trent Williams is out too. We signed a couple of fat guys off the street who were probably outside trying to tailgate. If Dez plucked Norman anywhere in the torso area he’d be fighting back tears.

I already know we’ll lose this game. I just don’t want to come out of it with the other half of the team injured.
 

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We’re going to lose. Just heard Trent Williams is out too. We signed a couple of fat guys off the street who were probably outside trying to tailgate. If Dez plucked Norman anywhere in the torso area he’d be fighting back tears.

I already know we’ll lose this game. I just don’t want to come out of it with the other half of the team injured.

Have a raincoat for a running game contest?
 

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Defense pitches a shut out. You read it here first.

27-0 Cowboys win.

I think our defense is on the verge of becoming something to be feared. An ailing o-line in Washington puts us over the top. Lewis gets a pick 6 in this game. Our offense keeps the ball on the ground and simply pounds the Commanders into the mud and blood of FedEx field. Cousins decides to retire. Snyder sells the team in a fit of frustration...to...JERRY JONES. Jerry disbands the team. FedEx field is bulldozed and Jerry strikes oil at the 50.

I got carried away. Sorry. I don't think theres oil under FedEx field.
 

pitt33

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We’re going to lose. Just heard Trent Williams is out too. We signed a couple of fat guys off the street who were probably outside trying to tailgate. If Dez plucked Norman anywhere in the torso area he’d be fighting back tears.

I already know we’ll lose this game. I just don’t want to come out of it with the other half of the team injured.
You never know dude.

Reverse psychology in effect here.
 

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With the Skins oline in disarray, Marenilli better not play 15 yards off the LOS the whole game. Need to come up and force those guys to block for more than a 1/2 second.

Dallas 24-19
 

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Defense pitches a shut out. You read it here first.

27-0 Cowboys win.

I think our defense is on the verge of becoming something to be feared. An ailing o-line in Washington puts us over the top. Lewis gets a pick 6 in this game. Our offense keeps the ball on the ground and simply pounds the Commanders into the mud and blood of FedEx field. Cousins decides to retire. Snyder sells the team in a fit of frustration...to...JERRY JONES. Jerry disbands the team. FedEx field is bulldozed and Jerry strikes oil at the 50.

I got carried away. Sorry. I don't think theres oil under FedEx field.

I'll have what he's having.

Jk I hope you're right!
 
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