I didn't say they weren't facts, but they are meaningless. I just gave you the actual stats through game 8. They were not MVP worthy in the slightest.
Here is the rating, completion percentage, and yards per attempt ratings of the last 7 QB MVPs. These categories are very strong markers for MVP: (I'm including Brady as likely MVP this year)
2017: 3rd, 5th, 4th
2016: 1st, 3rd, 1st
2015: 7th, 27th, 7th
2014: 2nd, 9th, 2nd
2013: 2nd, 3rd, 1st
2011: 1st, 2nd, 1st
So you really are going to try to pretend that Dak was the mid-season MVP sitting on 9th, 16th, and 22nd? Please... only in your Madden fueled fantasies.