Giants co-owner 'jokes' about Cowboys contracting Ebola before 10/19 game

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Where can I find those? Jokes about real pain are always the funniest.
Tisch is real particular about his material, so he doesn't post them on the internet. He stores everything in a filing cabinet at a little comedy club located at:

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It sits right beside a Starbucks. Can't miss it.
 

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Tisch is real particular about his material, so he doesn't post them on the internet. He stores everything in a filing cabinet at a little comedy club located at:

666 Pentagram Circle
Whatthehell, In West Hell 66666

It sits right beside a Starbucks. Can't miss it.

"you... you... you're good you... you... you.... YOU ARE GOOD!"
 

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Ebola. That's something you don't want to mess around with. Figured that out when I was on that damned WebMD and they told me, CONVINCED ME I had the ebola. Red eyes, runny nose, a cough. What else could it be? ER people said it was a cold, stupid heads.

They were right, but I still didn't leave the house for a month. Laying there, in the basement, in my snuggie with my grape juice. I never felt so alone.

I can't begin to count the times I've been convinced I had Hanta virus after visiting a cabin that had been sealed up all winter. That WebMd is a public health hazard in and of itself.......
 

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If Jerry said that, :espn: would make it their lead story for the months of Oct. and Nov.
 

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Roger: Won't you at least call that owner and tell him he's on public notice?

The suffering of people, be it in Dallas or Liberia, doesn't belong in lightweight contexteses as NFL trash talk.

Even jerra wouldn't go there . . . .
 

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Stupid, ignorant comment, but has no impact on the field, which is what I really care about.
 

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Roger: Won't you at least call that owner and tell him he's on public notice?

The suffering of people, be it in Dallas or Liberia, doesn't belong in lightweight contexteses as NFL trash talk.

Even jerra wouldn't go there . . . .

Roger, Roger.
 

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Stupid joke by a classless person. The one good thing here is that it allowed me to remove posts from future viewing that are obviously not worth even having to skim by.
 

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As a Giants fan, I feel ashamed of Tisch. He is a tool. Always was, always will.
 

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A comedian he's not -- one thing's for sure . . . Tisch surely offered a dumb answer to a dumb question.
 
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Can we ban the anti cussing rule for this thread? I'm having trouble expressing myself.
 
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