Girls Night Out

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Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out,

but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on beer.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of

them suggested they do their business behind a

head stone or something. One of them had nothing

to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her

panties and use them, then throw them away. Her

friend however was wearing a rather expensive

underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but

was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from

a wreath that was on one of the graves and

proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then

made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other

husband and said "These damn girls nights out have

got to stop. My wife came home last night without

her panties"

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back

with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt

that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you'."
 
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