heavyg
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Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out,
but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on beer.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of
them suggested they do their business behind a
head stone or something. One of them had nothing
to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
panties and use them, then throw them away. Her
friend however was wearing a rather expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but
was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from
a wreath that was on one of the graves and
proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then
made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other
husband and said "These damn girls nights out have
got to stop. My wife came home last night without
her panties"
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back
with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt
that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you'."
but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on beer.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of
them suggested they do their business behind a
head stone or something. One of them had nothing
to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
panties and use them, then throw them away. Her
friend however was wearing a rather expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but
was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from
a wreath that was on one of the graves and
proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then
made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other
husband and said "These damn girls nights out have
got to stop. My wife came home last night without
her panties"
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back
with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt
that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you'."
