Fooled around and fell in love by my old buddy, Elvin Bishop. His parents were neighbors of my mom and dad for many years."I must've been through about a million girls"
The evidence before the court is incontrovertibleI wanna go home,
Take off this uniform and leave the show
But I'm waiting in this cell, because I have to know
Have I been guilty all this time?
He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys
He may look dumb but that's jus a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage
They all started lookin' real suspicious at him
And he jumped up an' said jes' wait a minute Jim
You know he's lyin' I've been livin' here all of my life
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There's no need for the jury to retire
Since, my friend, you have revealed yourNo shortage of great lyrics!!!
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate!!