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Today, I believe I helped someone who was slated to die.....but no idea who would be the target. So, I went to pick up the wife from work about 35 miles from home. Everything was normal, got my Buckees big gulp and put a plug of Copenhagen in for the drive home.
Now, there is a stretch of two-lane road about 20 miles long and the only way around a slow poke is to pass them. We come up to the last stop light where I could have bypassed the only car in front of me for the open stretch of road ahead. Well, I decided to just stay behind him and cruise along.
After about 3 miles of him going 45ish in a 65 and swerving the whole time, I passed him. I figured the guy was playing on his phone and was distracted. I wanted away from that mess.
This is where it gets interesting and exciting.......I sped up to about 75 to put some room between us but this guy puts it in 5th gear to catch me. He comes flying in and slams on his brakes right before he almost runs into my tailgate. He did this twice and backed off after that. Well, about another five miles or so, here he comes again. This time, he acts like he is going to pass me but gets almost even with us and backs off again.
Now I’m pissed, so I keep cruising along watching him in my rear-view mirror. This idiot almost had three head on collisions with oncoming cars and he almost went into the ditch on our side five times. He was all over the road and clearly not sober. He was driving a mid 80’s gray Mercedes which has seen better days. He only had one headlight with dents all around the car.
I decide to call 911 because this guy was going to kill someone, was only a matter of time. The next thing I know is we are on a conference call with 3 different dispatcher jurisdictions. They had me keep him behind us and watch him giving them locations along the way.
After about 10 minutes, DPS was hauling towards us in the other lane. The cop spun around his SUV on a dime. At the same time the officer spotted the car, that driver throws a beer can out the window....talk about timing
The guy was finally pulled over and was arrested but not sure for what exactly. I’ll have my brother ask around tomorrow to see what charges he got. At the end of the phone call, I jokingly asked if I could get a good samaritan badge or something.....got a couple of chuckles from them
It felt good to help bring some safety to the road getting one moron off at a time! Oh, he messed with my Ram and got the horn
Now, there is a stretch of two-lane road about 20 miles long and the only way around a slow poke is to pass them. We come up to the last stop light where I could have bypassed the only car in front of me for the open stretch of road ahead. Well, I decided to just stay behind him and cruise along.
After about 3 miles of him going 45ish in a 65 and swerving the whole time, I passed him. I figured the guy was playing on his phone and was distracted. I wanted away from that mess.
This is where it gets interesting and exciting.......I sped up to about 75 to put some room between us but this guy puts it in 5th gear to catch me. He comes flying in and slams on his brakes right before he almost runs into my tailgate. He did this twice and backed off after that. Well, about another five miles or so, here he comes again. This time, he acts like he is going to pass me but gets almost even with us and backs off again.
Now I’m pissed, so I keep cruising along watching him in my rear-view mirror. This idiot almost had three head on collisions with oncoming cars and he almost went into the ditch on our side five times. He was all over the road and clearly not sober. He was driving a mid 80’s gray Mercedes which has seen better days. He only had one headlight with dents all around the car.
I decide to call 911 because this guy was going to kill someone, was only a matter of time. The next thing I know is we are on a conference call with 3 different dispatcher jurisdictions. They had me keep him behind us and watch him giving them locations along the way.
After about 10 minutes, DPS was hauling towards us in the other lane. The cop spun around his SUV on a dime. At the same time the officer spotted the car, that driver throws a beer can out the window....talk about timing

The guy was finally pulled over and was arrested but not sure for what exactly. I’ll have my brother ask around tomorrow to see what charges he got. At the end of the phone call, I jokingly asked if I could get a good samaritan badge or something.....got a couple of chuckles from them
It felt good to help bring some safety to the road getting one moron off at a time! Oh, he messed with my Ram and got the horn
