GORICO double platinum guarantee win over KC

[Risen Star]

Promise me you'll never stop making threads.

 

[CWR]

dear gentlemen of cowboy zone persuasion--- the guarantee reached the level of double

platinum...which of course is very high...I wanted to only guarantee a win....but our BOYS

are coming this week without Zeke...so this game is about pure heart and soul of every

cowboy on this team.. alfred Morris and Rod Smith must play the games of their lives.

Notice i did not mention number #20..Mcfadden may turn out to be the forgotten hero

but we must run well..pass well..option well...and play HELLFIRE DEFENSE....cowboys

will be 5-3 come Monday Nov 6th......Nobody giving us a chance...double plat all the way

GO-COWBOYS

Dude where have you been? You shouldve guaranteed the last two weeks.

 

[Aven8]

You mean we are playing this week???

I thought we forfeited?

 

[Ranching]

dear gentlemen of cowboy zone persuasion--- the guarantee reached the level of double

platinum...which of course is very high...I wanted to only guarantee a win....but our BOYS

are coming this week without Zeke...so this game is about pure heart and soul of every

cowboy on this team.. alfred Morris and Rod Smith must play the games of their lives.

Notice i did not mention number #20..Mcfadden may turn out to be the forgotten hero

but we must run well..pass well..option well...and play HELLFIRE DEFENSE....cowboys

will be 5-3 come Monday Nov 6th......Nobody giving us a chance...double plat all the way

GO-COWBOYS

Thanks for this! I'm callimg my bookie and taking the Chiefs! Thanks a lot! Lol

 

[ThreeandOut]

So if the Cowboys don't cover, do we get next weeks guaranteed double platinum winner for free?

 

[Silverstar]

dear gentlemen of cowboy zone persuasion--- the guarantee reached the level of double

platinum...which of course is very high...I wanted to only guarantee a win....but our BOYS

are coming this week without Zeke...so this game is about pure heart and soul of every

cowboy on this team.. alfred Morris and Rod Smith must play the games of their lives.

Notice i did not mention number #20..Mcfadden may turn out to be the forgotten hero

but we must run well..pass well..option well...and play HELLFIRE DEFENSE....cowboys

will be 5-3 come Monday Nov 6th......Nobody giving us a chance...double plat all the way

GO-COWBOYS

Why not triple platinum?

Hmmm...

 

[TheDude]

Promise me you'll never stop making threads.

Careful. He is about 14 more platinum games from passing you in likes and knocking you off the medal stand

I am a fan of the mid sentence haphazard, yet consistent, double carriage return to the end of the post.
I just lost it after The fourth one

 

[DogFace]

Thanks @GORICO I was a little worried.

 

[Titleist]

Not feeling the triple platinum??

Makes me worried...

 

[haleyrules]

 

[Section446]

dear gentlemen of cowboy zone persuasion--- the guarantee reached the level of double

platinum...which of course is very high...I wanted to only guarantee a win....but our BOYS

are coming this week without Zeke...so this game is about pure heart and soul of every

cowboy on this team.. alfred Morris and Rod Smith must play the games of their lives.

Notice i did not mention number #20..Mcfadden may turn out to be the forgotten hero

but we must run well..pass well..option well...and play HELLFIRE DEFENSE....cowboys

will be 5-3 come Monday Nov 6th......Nobody giving us a chance...double plat all the way

GO-COWBOYS

What's your record on your guaranteed wins this year?

 

[canters]

What's your record on your guaranteed wins this year?

It had better be darn good. I have bet my wife and dog and my life savings on his guarantee of a win this weekend.

If he is wrong, I move all future guarantees be downgraded to no more than bronze.

 

[Silver N Blue]

What's your record on the year? 1-6...great odds....

 

[Alexander]

What's your record on the year? 1-6...great odds....

At some point he needs to be held accountable for being a curse.

 

[Silver N Blue]

At some point he needs to be held accountable for being a curse.

 

[Titleist]

What's your record on your guaranteed wins this year?

Perfect record when he gives the triple platinum guarantee.

However, it's much lower (33%, I believe) when its double platinum, as is the case for this game. I just don't like our odds..

 

[lqmac1]

dear gentlemen of cowboy zone persuasion--- the guarantee reached the level of double

platinum...which of course is very high...I wanted to only guarantee a win....but our BOYS

are coming this week without Zeke...so this game is about pure heart and soul of every

cowboy on this team.. alfred Morris and Rod Smith must play the games of their lives.

Notice i did not mention number #20..Mcfadden may turn out to be the forgotten hero

but we must run well..pass well..option well...and play HELLFIRE DEFENSE....cowboys

will be 5-3 come Monday Nov 6th......Nobody giving us a chance...double plat all the way

GO-COWBOYS

Didn't you DP the GB game?

 

[GORICO]

As long as I'm sitting in my lucky Lazy Boy recliner during the game, your guarantee will come true

Yes, I'm one of those weird fans who feels like I can alter the outcome of the game with something as trivial as where I sit!

mr. wooten-- i am in my lucky hospital bed

 

[GORICO]

Dude where have you been? You shouldve guaranteed the last two weeks.

mr. Rise-- i did..one was a triple platinum against niners

 

[GORICO]

Thanks for this! I'm callimg my bookie and taking the Chiefs! Thanks a lot! Lol

mr. Ranching--at one time during late 80's..i worked for Jim Feist sports in Vegas...one of Feist's lower sports managers was Chip Chirambiss

and his picks were so bad that we had clients buy a whole NFL year package...just to get Chips picks so they would load up and bet the other

side..and many of those clients severely spanked the bookies that the bookies would call us to buy our service...true story