Gorico Quintuple Plat Win Against Giants

[Jake]

someone needs to run some stats and see how often these Guarantees pan out!!! I'd be curious

0-1 so far this season. If this one flops I may have to delete the next one, because there will be a next one, for the sake of the team.

 

[Jake]

Dear fellow zoners----- I know ...I know....but got too excited rented bulldozer and dug up

the PLATS in back yard.....had to get 5 of them for this week...watched G-men on gamepass

against Carolina.....they aint the G-women we have played the last 5 years.....fast and punishing

defense...and Toney feeling better at receiver....and we are playing at G-Woman stadium....and i know

Rush started off efficient and good first half last week and got cold until last drive.....but this is the

G-Women....how could i not dig up some PLATS against them....plus they are the ones originally

hurt Dak in 2020....and now Dak gets often injured....not like steel man Dak his first 5 years....so

with Rush we put the Hush on the G-Women....Gallup is penciled in who will help CD and Noah

told you i always loved Noah Brown played like a stud last game....we may not have our #1 TE

so we roll with Ferguson and Peyton Hendershot....and when game over we will be arrested for

domestic violence against G-Women....the only Women its good to abuse

I was near a casino today so I stepped in and took the Cowboys, against my better judgment.

 

[Acceptablename]

Give hope a chance

 

[GORICO]

Hey G man..when was the last time one of these worked? Now you're gonna make me have to bet the giants now...lol

anyone who actually gambles or bets on games i feel sorry for....i worked at Jim Feist sports in Las Vegas....its all such a racket....not one has inside info....yes you can make

good educated guess....but so many variables....its all a crap shoot....that is why those Hotels and Casinos are so abundant and large....house wins over 60% and that is enough

with amount gambled to make them all rich and the gambler poor......that was one addiction that did not get me....and maybe the only addiction that did not get me at one time or another

i am just a Homer for the cowboys....you want to bet on Giants because i put a Guarantee on Cowboys??....i cannot even offer you good luck....I am a Cowboy Homer

 

[Flamma]

Cooper Rush will show once again why this is his team.

Yeah? He now has to overcome the Plat guarantee as well. I'm not sure Dak has been able to lead the Cowboys to victory under these circumstances.

 

[Runwildboys]

someone needs to run some stats and see how often these Guarantees pan out!!! I'd be curious

I imagine our win / loss record would be a pretty good indicator...or does he skip weeks?

 

[GORICO]

I was near a casino today so I stepped in and took the Cowboys, against my better judgment.

Jake--- i am totally rooting for you all the way....Cowboys straight up winners ....Madden 10,000 simulation has Cowboys winning 24-17?...whatever that means???

 

[ShortRound]

A new era begins

 

[SlammedZero]

We keep graduating the size of the guarantees each season. Next season will be the Sextuple Plat Win guarantee.

 

[GORICO]

I imagine our win / loss record would be a pretty good indicator.

i am up on the Platinums....but if you counted "Juice"...Hmmmm......its scientific theory you cant keep a Cowboy Homer down for long...Ok so you lose a few houses and the ranch and marriages

and get booted out of wills....the price you pay....for the Disease of Homerism

 

[GORICO]

A new era begins

mr Short....evidencial fact QB # 10...2-0 in regular season games....Madden 10,000 simulation has Cowboys winning against G-Women.....24-17....but that includes 2 defensive TD's...Hmmmm???

 

[Runwildboys]

We keep graduating the size of the guarantees each season. Next season will be the Sextuple Plat Win guarantee.

Gotta try to make up your losses!

 

[Jake]

A new era begins

Era of what, though? History suggests Rush is just auditioning to eventually become the next scapegoat.

 

[ShortRound]

Era of what, though? History suggests Rush is just auditioning to eventually become the next scapegoat.

New era, new week, /shrug

 

[AyeAtey]

Aye ya!

 

[GORICO]

We keep graduating the size of the guarantees each season. Next season will be the Sextuple Plat Win guarantee.

Slammed----- yes sir next year....Sextuple....OR...OR....do we get all wild and crazy...and go Sextuple against Sheagles??????...man i hate G-Women and Sheagles and now the Wash Womanders

 

[Cowpolk]

Cooper Rush will show once again why this is his team.

And it will still be his team when he is back on the bench and watching the games again

 

[GORICO]

I imagine our win / loss record would be a pretty good indicator...or does he skip weeks?

tell jwooten...a year ago we did....PLATS on top...2 years ago....i had to be put in Federal Witness protection program...and i was not even "an informant"....Play with Plats you play with fire

but if you are a Cowboy Homer living on the edge is everday life

 

[GORICO]

Yeah? He now has to overcome the Plat guarantee as well. I'm not sure Dak has been able to lead the Cowboys to victory under these circumstances.

Flamma---i will agree sir it is asking a lot....Cowboys are only looking for "a few good men"...which could be part of the problem??....if it makes you feel any better everythng is falling apart

for me lately.....and as i understand fundamental risk taking or gambling....when things are going down hill you dont double down?......but then i read about Jerry borrowing and begging

to get 140 million to buy Cowboys now they worth 8 billion.....so you may be right and you may be wrong....what is 100% certain....time always tells...i wanna say good luck...but

that would be betting on the Negative and i am a Homer...so dont got it in me

 

[GORICO]

You lied. You said you were done…..

https://cowboyszone.com/threads/feeling-good-about-cooper-rush.499706/page-6#post-12077866

Zekeats----- you are 100% correct....at that moment after the first game and after i broke things over a cowboys game for the 100th time and i swore off any allegiance to cowboys or Plats or any other of that

stuff.....and i thought i really meant it...but.....there were 16 games left?......i will be the first to admit i have serious character defect when it comes to Cowboys Homerism ..pyschiatrist calls such things as

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.....OCD ...but i call it watching cowbosy lose to Colts in Super Bowl 5 in 6th grade on my newly gotten 12-inch black and white TV in 1971 and i was traumatized....8 or 9

turnovers and one on 1 yd line where cowboys almost scored and ended up losing 16-13....but i made a pact i would never abandon that Star on that helmet....i was inconsolable....now its a full blown

defect of character.....so i apologzie Zekeats if i offended you sir