Gorico Triple Platinum Cowboys Over Vikings

[BrAinPaiNt]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm

If you jinx this I am going to El Kabong you... With my electric bass. It's a cheap suire model so I won't miss it.

 

[Hagman]

If you jinx this I am going to El Kabong you... With my electric bass. It's a cheap suire model so I won't miss it.

Lol. You’re giving me serious cartoon flashbacks.

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm

when we lose, who agrees we should all blame GORICO for the loss?

 

[Soth]

awww Jipper--- no man this aint no jinx bro....thanks though for encouragment at the end

Don't listen to the haters. I believe in you.

 

[Red Dragon]

Dear Gorico, don't take offense, but your "platinum" guarantees aren't even worth lead or bismuth. In fact they might be even worse than a 50-50 coin flip.

 

[Aviano90]

Rico turns the homers into haters with these guarantees.

 

[johneric8]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm

For crying out loud! No, guarantees gorico!

 

[pitt33]

I still think it’s a heart attack game.

Not again!

 

[ESisback]

Are we wearing are blue jerseys

I think they said we’d only wear blue twice this year, and I think we already have. We also have one retro game and one color rush, with the rest “normal”. But who knows at playoff time?

 

[GMO415]

5-2

 

[JoeKing]

 

[Captain-Crash]

so put the house on the Vikings

 

[cavemanct]

Unbelievable. You start this up now. Season is screwed. Vikings by 10 now for sure

 

[tunahelper]

The kiss of death has delivered our fate.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm

Some poke fun at you because they like you. Where have you been, it's been awhile.

 

[Jipper]

Some poke fun at you because they like you. Where have you been, it's been awhile.

This is very true...I'd say many like him, he's fun and doesn't take himself too serious...I'll take fun all day long over whining and arguing

 

[DogFace]

Come on @GORICO by my count your record is 2-14 on triples and worse for quads.

Can you please stop?

The sensible side of me knows it’s all silly nonsense and has nothing to do with how the team plays. The unhinged side of me says why take a chance.

Please make this your last one and never ever do it in the playoffs. Please and I’m being serious.

 

[foofighters]

Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm

Dude, you've just jinxed our entire season. If we lose on Sunday, I vote we kick you out for good. I am really not being sarcastic either...

 

[AsthmaField]

Chronic--- even up until recently i too would "default' to negative or the worst....but everything got gloomy...lets go win us a lot of football games this year

Nobody was negative until you broke out this jinx…

 

[Irvin88_4life]

I hope you’re right but you don’t have a glowing record in these predictions.

But he has been correct though, multiple times