Gorico "virgintuple" (20) Plat Guarantee Beat Lions

[GORICO]

DEAR FELLOW---ZONERS---THERE IS ONE FOR 20 I LOOKED IT UP ITS VIRGINTUPLE...

I HONESTLY BELIEVED WHEN WE GOT SCORE DOWN TO 20-17 AGAINST SHEAGELS

OUR DEFENSE WOULD

BRING A STOP....I AM NOT JUSTIFYING THE LOSS BUT NEITHER AM I THINKING 3 INT'S

CAN WIN YOU A GAME....I KNOW DAK WILL BE SUPER-FIRED UP SO EXPECT FIRST FEW

PASSES TO "SAIL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT HE WILL SETTLE DOWN AND OUR RUN GAME TO CONTINUE TO HARASS DEFENSES...ALSO OUR DEFENSE

ALSO HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE AND I BELIEVE IN QUINN....NO BRAINER 20 PLAT

ALSO AS A SUPER GUARANTEE IF I LOSE THIS PLAT ....ALL PLATS WILL BE PERMA-

SHUTDOWN FOREVER....IF I GO BACK ON THAT I REQUEST A BAN FROM THIS FINE

ESTABLISHMENT.....SO I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GUARANTEE

SINCERELY
GORICO

 

[movaughn88]

Gorico I'm a fan, but let's hit the ol' reset button. Put down the PCP and lets get back to double/triple plats. Best.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

GORICO’s Googleplex Play Guarantee!

 

[GORICO]

Gorico I'm a fan, but let's hit the ol' reset button. Put down the PCP and lets get back to double/triple plats. Best.

i understand your reasoning but i have to go back in the black and since last week i feel we cheated ourselves from that win that put me down -10 in Plats...after we win this one

its back to double triple

 

[GORICO]

GORICO’s Googleplex Play Guarantee!

this one is where you put the house and the ranch and vacation home on...although i presonally do not gamble and for most part message others not to gamble but this Lions game is such

you can already put a fork in those dead-beat Lions that need to be put in pasture

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

this one is where you put the house and the ranch and vacation home on...although i presonally do not gamble and for most part message others not to gamble but this Lions game is such

you can already put a fork in those dead-beat Lions that need to be put in pasture

I’ve already lost my wife, house, and car…..but, darn it, I can’t quit you. Let me see what I have left in my kids’ college fund.

 

[Havic]

I look for the game to be uncomfortably close with Dak returning (rust) and Detroit coming off a bye.

 

[KJJ]

They need to add a “yawn” emoji.

 

[GORICO]

awwww moist mayonnaise love all the zoners but that one does kinda hurt a little....but totally understand

 

[GORICO]

They need to add a “yawn” emoji.

aww KJJ----its gotten that bad??????

 

[KJJ]

I look for the game to be uncomfortably close with Dak returning (rust) and Detroit coming off a bye.

The only two games that weren’t uncomfortably close this season were the two games we lost.

 

[GORICO]

I look for the game to be uncomfortably close with Dak returning (rust) and Detroit coming off a bye.

mr Havic----i was including those factors....but most 1/4 for rust....and having a week off can either help or hurt....and our O line and D-lines playing well although Quinn needs to make adjustments

also he rotates playes with such frequency they are always fresh......i am expecting our team to score first and not looking back

 

[GORICO]

I’ve already lost my wife, house, and car…..but, darn it, I can’t quit you. Let me see what I have left in my kids’ college fund.

my fellow CalPoly SLO Alumni....actually it was my son who got engineering degree ( computers ) from there but i was a "raucus fan" growing up in SLO for the Mustangs....dont worry this one is where

you get it all back and more

 

[KJJ]

aww KJJ----its gotten that bad??????

I know you mean well but this schtick has become very stale. These guarantees would probably be a little less tiring if you didn’t post one every week. Just my opinion.

 

[Runwildboys]

DEAR FELLOW---ZONERS---THERE IS ONE FOR 20 I LOOKED IT UP ITS VIRGINTUPLE...

I HONESTLY BELIEVED WHEN WE GOT SCORE DOWN TO 20-17 AGAINST SHEAGELS

OUR DEFENSE WOULD

BRING A STOP....I AM NOT JUSTIFYING THE LOSS BUT NEITHER AM I THINKING 3 INT'S

CAN WIN YOU A GAME....I KNOW DAK WILL BE SUPER-FIRED UP SO EXPECT FIRST FEW

PASSES TO "SAIL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT HE WILL SETTLE DOWN AND OUR RUN GAME TO CONTINUE TO HARASS DEFENSES...ALSO OUR DEFENSE

ALSO HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE AND I BELIEVE IN QUINN....NO BRAINER 20 PLAT

ALSO AS A SUPER GUARANTEE IF I LOSE THIS PLAT ....ALL PLATS WILL BE PERMA-

SHUTDOWN FOREVER....IF I GO BACK ON THAT I REQUEST A BAN FROM THIS FINE

ESTABLISHMENT.....SO I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GUARANTEE

SINCERELY
GORICO

Against the Lions? This should be the rare googolplex guarantee!

 

[bayeslife]

Thank you for your tireless service. I don’t know what kind of demonic energy you harvested to summon a virgintuple but I hope that it seals the win for us.

 

[Streifenkarl]

I know you mean well but this schtick has become very stale. These guarantees would probably be a little less tiring if you didn’t post one every week. Just my opinion.

This.

 

[AmericasTeam81]

I’m putting everything I have on the Cowboys covering the spread

 

[DoctorChicken]

I’ve just bet every dime on Dallas tomorrow because of this post. As a disciple and strict follower of the Order of Gorico, I expect my other zealous Ricoites to do the same.