Gorico "virgintuple" (20) Plat Guarantee Beat Lions

[Runwildboys]

I’m putting everything I have on the Cowboys covering the spread

Well, if you lose your money, you only have Gorico to blame.

 

[Runwildboys]

I’ve just bet every dime on Dallas tomorrow because of this post. As a disciple and strict follower of the Order of Gorico, I expect my other zealous Ricoites to do the same.

See above post.

 

[GORICO]

The only two games that weren’t uncomfortably close this season were the two games we lost.

KJJ--- we came within 20-17....at that point it was close....our defense was out of alignment if you see the film on their 13-play drive mostly due to LVE...had we stopped them

i am comfortable we tie with FG or go ahead TD.....i dont call that uncomfortably close do you?.....not denying your view....just a thought

 

[GORICO]

See above post.

Run---dont expect to do anything but cover spread in outright win.....but if some unfortunate miracle occurs....i am prepared for the "beating"...40 lashes proabably

 

[GORICO]

I’ve already lost my wife, house, and car…..but, darn it, I can’t quit you. Let me see what I have left in my kids’ college fund.

CalPoly---i am losing my wife of 40-year marriage....and i am crushed but not destroyed.....if only i had put a PLAT guarantee on that one?

 

[GORICO]

I’ve just bet every dime on Dallas tomorrow because of this post. As a disciple and strict follower of the Order of Gorico, I expect my other zealous Ricoites to do the same.

all i can say is the Doctor has spoken

 

[GORICO]

I’m putting everything I have on the Cowboys covering the spread

i guess you middle name is "wise"?

 

[GORICO]

This.

fan=fanatic=how could i do anything less?

 

[GORICO]

Thank you for your tireless service. I don’t know what kind of demonic energy you harvested to summon a virgintuple but I hope that it seals the win for us.

i just got the info from wiki-pedia....how could that ever be wrong?????....har har

 

[Jipper]

Gorico….love you buddy but your guarantees are anything but virgin…

 

[KJJ]

I’m putting everything I have on the Cowboys covering the spread

Well, hopefully Gorico’s guarantee didn’t convince you that it would be a safe bet.

 

[Runwildboys]

i just got the info from wiki-pedia....how could that ever be wrong?????....har har

I think he meant "where you got the guts to make that guarantee", not how you knew the word.

 

[KJJ]

KJJ--- we came within 20-17....at that point it was close....our defense was out of alignment if you see the film on their 13-play drive mostly due to LVE...had we stopped them

i am comfortable we tie with FG or go ahead TD.....i dont call that uncomfortably close do you?.....not denying your view....just a thought

A tie with a FG or go ahead TD would be uncomfortably close if we’re down to the final few minutes of the game. I haven’t seen anything from the Cowboys this season that tells me this won’t be a close game. Our offense hasn’t been good enough to score enough points to pull away from anyone. The Lions do have the worst defense statistically in the league so if Dak plays reasonably well we should be able to score more than a few points. However, if we can’t stop their running game we won’t get many opportunities with the ball.

 

[GORICO]

I think he meant "where you got the guts to make that guarantee", not how you knew the word.

run because Heka-Plat brough us down from +8 Plats to -2 Plats so a (20) will be the last of the "over the top" mega-plats....plus i know Dak will be super fired up which my take a 1/4 to settle down

then he will be throwing ropse into tight windows...one thing Cooper could not do...they were eithe deflected or intercepted...also Gallup has his Ol QB back in which he made crazy catches and Ceedee

and Noah Brown ( who is not getting the "props" he deserves for massive improvement as receiver)....now you add the "stocky receiver we got from Pittsburge.....and Moore even schemes better to get

these guys even more wide open....we will run ball down Lions throat and bomb them some and middle range pass them to death

 

[GORICO]

A tie with a FG or go ahead TD would be uncomfortably close if we’re down to the final few minutes of the game. I haven’t seen anything from the Cowboys this season that tells me this won’t be a close game. Our offense hasn’t been good enough to score enough points to pull away from anyone. The Lions do have the worst defense statistically in the league so if Dak plays reasonably well we should be able to score more than a few points. However, if we can’t stop their running game we won’t get many opportunities with the ball.

KJJ---- i thought original post from you is we have not had uncomfortably close games in our losses....apologies if i read that wrong.....even though Lions got an extra week of rest it can also hurt a team that is

struggling....my only caveat is Dak can get so fired up that his first few passes are not accurate but when he settles down he is good.....cowboys will lassoo the Lions and then pull out 350 magnum and blow

em away.....and we all get Lion for dinner

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Virgin bets are where it’s at

 

[KJJ]

KJJ---- i thought original post from you is we have not had uncomfortably close games in our losses....apologies if i read that wrong.....even though Lions got an extra week of rest it can also hurt a team that is

struggling....my only caveat is Dak can get so fired up that his first few passes are not accurate but when he settles down he is good.....cowboys will lassoo the Lions and then pull out 350 magnum and blow

em away.....and we all get Lion for dinner

You did read my post wrong. All our games have been uncomfortably close except for our two losses. We’ll find out tomorrow if the loss to Philly took anything out of us. The last thing the Cowboys can afford to do is show up flat tomorrow, because despite Detroit’s record they’ve been a high scoring team and they can run the ball. This could turn into another Denver debacle if we’re not focused and ready to play. As for Dak he’s bound to be a little rusty. He hasn’t had a good game since he played Philly’s backups in the season finale last year. He’s going to need a good game under his belt to get back on track.

 

[BoyzBlaster]

I'm on board Gorico.

 

[CWR]

The year is 2050, and Gorico has issued a billioduplexamongous guarantee vs the Eagles.

(1,000,000,000)×

Because it can only go up. Lol

 

[Risen Star]

DEAR FELLOW---ZONERS---THERE IS ONE FOR 20 I LOOKED IT UP ITS VIRGINTUPLE...

I HONESTLY BELIEVED WHEN WE GOT SCORE DOWN TO 20-17 AGAINST SHEAGELS

OUR DEFENSE WOULD

BRING A STOP....I AM NOT JUSTIFYING THE LOSS BUT NEITHER AM I THINKING 3 INT'S

CAN WIN YOU A GAME....I KNOW DAK WILL BE SUPER-FIRED UP SO EXPECT FIRST FEW

PASSES TO "SAIL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT HE WILL SETTLE DOWN AND OUR RUN GAME TO CONTINUE TO HARASS DEFENSES...ALSO OUR DEFENSE

ALSO HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE AND I BELIEVE IN QUINN....NO BRAINER 20 PLAT

ALSO AS A SUPER GUARANTEE IF I LOSE THIS PLAT ....ALL PLATS WILL BE PERMA-

SHUTDOWN FOREVER....IF I GO BACK ON THAT I REQUEST A BAN FROM THIS FINE

ESTABLISHMENT.....SO I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GUARANTEE

SINCERELY
GORICO

I think the team got over confident with the heka plat.