Tony Romo tried to set me up with Jessica Simpson's dad.
At first I was opposed to the idea, but then he kept going on and on about how depressed he was that his youngest daughter was a no-talent hack who got caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live. And I mean honestly, who can't relate to that? So, we saw each other a few times, I referred him to a great surgeon who took care of Ashley's nose, we had a wild weekend in Missouri, and that was that - we both knew it couldn't last.
And in a nutshell, that was how my junior year in high school went.