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YosemiteSam

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If every bite of a greasy food took 1 hour of life from you and the average greasy meal took 2 days of life. How many times would you be willing to eat it.

Grease DOES without question clog the arteries. Everytime you eat something like fried chicken wings, or chicken friend steak, you are packing your arteries with what amounts to death.

My question to you is. As of today, if every bite of greasy food you ate took 1 hour of life from you. How many more would you be willing to take to enjoy it?

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I would rather live 65 years eating actual food. Than 75 eating twigs and grass.
 

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CliffnMesquite;3101239 said:
I would rather live 65 years eating actual food. Than 75 eating twigs and grass.

Basically, if you ate a single fried meal a day, you would cut in half your life. Unless you were going to live to be 130 years old you would never see the age of 65. The average American lives to the ripe age of 72. That gives you to the age of 31 to live eating a single friend meal a day!

Now tell me. Are you willing to eat twigs and grass now? :laugh2:
 

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nyc;3101263 said:
Basically, if you ate a single fried meal a day, you would cut in half your life. Unless you were going to live to be 130 years old you would never see the age of 65. The average American lives to the ripe age of 72. That gives you to the age of 31 to live eating a single friend meal a day!

Now tell me. Are you willing to eat twigs and grass now? :laugh2:

Nope. I have already beaten the grass sucking hippie BS. I'm 49 almost 50 and consume more greese and oil than a 47 Studabaker. We all have to die from some thing, at least I'll die with a full colon and the aroma of fried cheese sticks gently waifting from my lips. :)
 

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The best way to eat twigs and grass? Deep fried. :cool:

BTW, your body can clean the vascular system with a little assistance from you.
 

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CliffnMesquite;3101239 said:
I would rather live 65 years eating actual food. Than 75 eating twigs and grass.
Never have truer words been spoken.
 

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I'd never sacrifice my happiness for longevity.

Fry that **** up.

Twinkies. Oreos. Chicken. Turkey. Potatoes. Onions. Whatevs.
 

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Years after 70 = who wants to live?

I like how life expectancy is increasing..but that just means the old, pathetic, pointless years are just extended...what's the point in that?

Fry it up! Fry it up! Fry it up!

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I like to eat what I want but it doesn't hurt to have periods of your life where you go on a health eating binge and clean your body out.



Dieting for 3 or 4 months wont hurt anybody and you can bring your bad foods back soon enough.
 

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Sitting on your butt and not doing anything kills you --Grease -the fake stuff like criso -plugs you up..Work and stay active and eat the real thing like butter -olive oil and lard and you will live as long as you are suppose to..

My grandfather was a farmer ,who did all his own work.No fancy cabs and ac on the tractors..He drank very sweet tea-smoked two packs a day and everything he ate was fried, He used bread to soak up the left over grease .
It killed him just a week short of his 96 birthday.
 

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justbob;3107183 said:
Sitting on your butt and not doing anything kills you --Grease -the fake stuff like criso -plugs you up..Work and stay active and eat the real thing like butter -olive oil and lard and you will live as long as you are suppose to..

My grandfather was a farmer ,who did all his own work.No fancy cabs and ac on the tractors..He drank very sweet tea-smoked two packs a day and everything he ate was fried, He used bread to soak up the left over grease .
It killed him just a week short of his 96 birthday.

That's pretty much how I feel about this. Lazy *** people shouldn't eat fatty foods, but I can, and I don't give a damn what other people think about it.
 

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tomson75;3107196 said:
That's pretty much how I feel about this. Lazy *** people shouldn't eat fatty foods, but I can, and I don't give a damn what other people think about it.

No greasy food for Bob
 

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tomson75;3107196 said:
That's pretty much how I feel about this. Lazy *** people shouldn't eat fatty foods, but I can, and I don't give a damn what other people think about it.
What about those of us that aren't lazy but spend 15 hours a day sitting in an office chair, including weekends?

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theogt;3107302 said:
What about those of us that aren't lazy but spend 15 hours a day sitting in an office chair, including weekends?

:eek::

Well I guess that depends on where your priorities are....and if you're married yet or not. :D

If you're married, you don't give a rats *** what you look like, or both.....chow down!
 

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tomson75;3107417 said:
Well I guess that depends on where your priorities are....and if you're married yet or not. :D

If you're married, you don't give a rats *** what you look like, or both.....chow down!
Phew. Back to eating.
 

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I would eat alot of greasy foods if I wasn't worried about ruining my impressive physique
 

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Too much talk going on in this thread; not enough fried food eating...I'm outta here! LOL

I would rather enjoy food. I agree that you can afford to eat fried foods if you still take care of your body by working out and balancing your fried foods with fresh fruit and plenty of water. But even the healthiest of health nuts can drop dead at a young age. It would really suck to spend your days eating rice cakes and tofu, then die at 45.
 
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