Gym: Woman Too Fat to Work Out

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she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in

she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and was given 87 years to live

she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"

she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

everytime she turns around its her birthday

she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged

she fell off all four sides of the bed

she danced at a concert and the band skiped

she has her own gravitational pull

she works in a glass shop sitting on sand

she puts her belt on with a boomerang

she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

she sat on a 20 and a booger shot out of Ben's nose

her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
 
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