Happy April Fools!

jazzcat22

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:clap:I'm studying the draft like a mofo, like they are going to ask me who to pick, and it pisses me off that all you guys are not backing the guys like me.

Because we rather be 12-5 and a chance in the playoffs, than be 0-17 every year...yay, we have top draft picks every year...yay...
 

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After 60 years of being a hard-core fan, I have earned the right to believe the ownership here is terrible. The top two are simply outmatched by other owners because both believe they're smarter than they are. JJ is one of the very worst GM's period. No April Fools here either
 

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Gene jones finally wakes up after finding out about jerry and files for a divorce and is asking for the cowboy's team in the filings. she can't believe jerry cheated on her. :eek:

Some on here would actually like that.
However...she still would have Stephen run the team, or Spaulding....

So what do you really want? :laugh:
 

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Some on here would actually like that.
However...she still would have Stephen run the team, or Spaulding....

So what do you really want? :laugh:
I want pizza face boy, he's played madden and might have a chance, even though he's never won a game he's just like his old pops a chip off the old blockhead.
 

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Me sucking up to the mods:

They have it tough enough. Hopefully folks will control themselves with the bad joke threads today.

In return I would like the approval for a one time F-bomb use. I'll eagerly await the answer.
 

jazzcat22

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Me sucking up to the mods:

They have it tough enough. Hopefully folks will control themselves with the bad joke threads today.

In return I would like the approval for a one time F-bomb use. I'll eagerly await the answer.

Maybe when we win the SB this season. They will allow it. :laugh:
Limit one per poster.

Will they be tradable for "likes" :muttley:
 

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Society has become giant ball of negativity and just like to hear themselves cry and whine as if they belong to special clubs for hater trolls as if its a badge of honor..

ITs NOT

Neither is blind loyalty to people who don't even know you exist.

Here's an idea: you fan your way and let others fan their way. :rolleyes:
 

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Gene jones finally wakes up after finding out about jerry and files for a divorce and is asking for the cowboy's team in the filings. she can't believe jerry cheated on her. :eek:


They may have an open marriage like Will Smiff and Propecia Pinkett
 

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The joke isn't on me. I haven't expected things to change.
The joke is on all you that spend money going to games and buying merch.
You guys are the fools.

Not me, haven't been to a game in the new stadium. Been to a ton of games at Texas Stadium, always waited 15 minutes before gametime and bought tickets from scalpers for way less than face value, never bought any overpriced junk at the concession and always parked at an old gas station that was across the highway to avoid the 30$ and up parking fee. Haha, screw the Jones family.
 

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I will always love my Cowboys players and team but this ownership is just horrible and continues to be a dumpster fire.
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Happy April Fools!

Clearly the joke is on us fans for continuing to have hope year after year that things will change.

Hope you all have a fun filled day!
Yeah, many don't get it.....they think it's easy to win at any level. It's life.....don't like it, sign off.
 
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