Happy Birthday Jerry!

[Rayman70]

Happy birthday old man. Now put your ego aside and get this franchise back to its glory days.

he can't.

 

[Rayman70]

more importantly it's Sammy Hagar's Birthday today.

AWESOME!!! The ole Red Rocker!

 

[Vomit]

He won’t even care if we lose today. As long as the checks keep coming in

And the Johnny Walker Blue is coursing through his veins.....

 

[MojaveJT]

he can't.

Well then it will be my birthday wish lol

 

[fredp22]

thanks for the last 25 years of absolutely nothing-and topping off the last 9 with Garrett

 

[Tangle_Foot]

He owns the Cowboys.
He made it to age 77.
He drinks scotch older than he is.
That's a blessed man.
Happy birthday Jerry

 

[ShortRound]

Happy birthday Jerry I wish you many holes of glory

 

[Runwildboys]

Happy Birthday, Jerry. May all your detractors have a bad day.

That would mean the Cowboys lose, so maybe not.

 

[Praxit]

..well, Viks are sending him a early gift already.. ..

 

[JoeKing]

That would mean the Cowboys lose, so maybe not.

There are more ways than one to ruins someone's day. It doesn't have to be the Cowboy's losing.

 

[Melonfeud]

Happy Birthday,FOOTBALL DAD

,,,( )

 

[Runwildboys]

There are more ways than one to ruins someone's day. It doesn't have to be the Cowboy's losing.

But on a Sunday, playing against the lowly Jets, it seems like the most likely, and karmic way.

 

[JoeKing]

hey will Garrett give Jerry a "happy ending" lap dance after the ball game today?"

That's not family friendly.

 

[JoeKing]

But on a Sunday, playing against the lowly Jets, it seems like the most likely, and karmic way.

Still not what I'm talking about.

 

[Runwildboys]

Still not what I'm talking about.

Okay, I didn't realize you had a specific form of retribution in mind.

 

[JoeKing]

Okay, I didn't realize you had a specific form of retribution in mind.

When I say may JJ's detractors have a bad day, it should go without saying, that doesn't mean Cowboys losing because that would be counterproductive to my happy birthday wishes for JJ.

 

[Runwildboys]

When I say may JJ's detractors have a bad day, it should go without saying, that doesn't mean Cowboys losing because that would be counterproductive to my happy birthday wishes for JJ.

Oh, I gotcha.....So all his detractors except the ones who are Cowboys fans.

 

[tyke1doe]

Do that birthday dance Jerrah!!!

That gif never gets old.

 

[JoeKing]

Oh, I gotcha.....So all his detractors except the ones who are Cowboys fans.

His detractors that are Cowboys fans should have a bad day as well, it just has to be through some other way than the Cowboys losing.

 

[cityochamps]

That gif never gets old.

classic for sure