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sago1

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Just checking out Charger reaction to their record so far this season. To state that they upset is putting it mildly as you will see. Sure glad Jerry hired Wade & Jason Garrett & not Turner. If Chargers unable to return to 06 winning ways, Turner won't make it through the season. Wonder what Charger players thinking after watching our Cowboys dismantle Bears 37-10 to go 3-0. There might be a lot of FA Charger players after 07 season who interested in playing in Dallas on both sides of the ball.

September 24, 2007
LUCKY US: I would like to thank the Dolphins, Cowboys, Steelers, Falcons, Raiders and Cardinals for not hiring Norv Turner and saving him for us when you had a head coaching job opening. Happy birthday, Marty Schottenheimer! Bet your day was better than ours (the fans).

PAUL RENDON, Chula Vista

POETRY IN MOTION: The Pack is back, the Chargers are whack, please fire Turner and bring Schottenheimer back.

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PAUL CONRAD, Clairemont


PESKY PLAYOFFS: Well, A.J., at least we don't have to worry about the Chargers losing in the first round of the playoffs this year.
CHRIS SCHATZLE, San Diego

AH, THE GOOD OL' DAYS: So, going 14-2 isn't as easy as it seems.
EVANS KONTOPULS, San Diego

NO SUNDAY DRIVE: Norv Turner was given the keys to a Chargers team that was compared to a Ferrari. After two games, it's suddenly driving like a Yugo.
SCOTT GULBRANSEN, Carlsbad

KICKED TO THE CURB: I watched the game and then took out the trash. Taking out the trash was more fun.
R. GRAF, San Diego

KID STUFF: While watching this year's games with a 6-year-old, I listen to his first-grade commentary: “Why does LT keep running into the middle if it doesn't work?” “Why can't our guys make them not catch so many passes?” My adult answers: “Play calling and the secondary.” If a 6-year-old can see the problems, why can't the coaches?
ROBBY and STEVE TUTTLE, La Mesa

NO DEFENDING THIS: The Chargers don't miss Marty Schottenheimer; they miss Wade Phillips. The defense has been horrible this season – vs. Green Bay, no takeaways, feeble pressure on Brett Favre, 14 fourth-quarter points and opposing receivers running free all day. Marlon McCree gets the award for worst performance. Somebody please tell him that they don't play two-hand touch in the NFL. What a disaster.
DAVID MARSHALL, San Diego

A PAPER CUT: With another embarrassing Chargers loss, it's not surprising that people are asking for paper bags at the supermarket.
JACK BRIGGS, La Jolla

A MARATHON SEASON: Every time the Chargers lose, I go for a long run. I've been running a lot this year.
JAN STRACK, Oceanside

COTTRELL GETS A 'D': The cure to healing the Chargers defense is firing Ted Cottrell. He single-handedly turned the best defense in the league into one of the most porous. While the offense showed up, the defense remained dormant because Cottrell continues to put the brakes on them. Where is the pass rush? Where are the sacks? History should have taught Dean Spanos a lesson with the Bobby Beathard vs. Bobby Ross ordeal. Next time, Spanos, just ignore the GM when he says it's time to fire a winning football coach. Here's one prayer for Marty Schottenheimer returning to San Diego.
PAUL ROMANENKO, San Diego

TWO MORE W'S THAN BOLTS: The Chargers get a WWW for worst-coached, worst-prepared and worst pass defense two weeks in a row. It's a joke to fans that a 14-2 team thought they could improve this year by removing the head coach who got them there. We had no chance (yesterday) when our offense was high school predictable and our defense could not defend the pass or pressure the quarterback.
JOE DEVLIN, Point Loma

THROWBACK DAY: This was a coach's loss. Norv, you play to win the game, and you didn't do that with your play-calling late in the fourth quarter. Run, run, pass. I thought that maybe Dan Henning was calling the plays. And Ted Cottrell, we have a new scheme in the NFL since you were pushing paper at NFL headquarters: It's called the blitz.
JOE LARKIN, Rancho Bernardo

STARK, RAVEN MAD: Toto, are we in Baltimore again? I thought Martyball was gone. Get a lead, go in your shell, lose the game. At least Marty knew how to get the team ready to play. This is beyond the new coach/new team excuse.
TRAVIS ROBBINS, Oceanside

PICKING ON THE GM: It's really pathetic when an aging Brett Favre can beat “the most talented team in the NFL.” What's next, a loss to the Raiders? A.J. Smith needs to realize that sometimes he needs to swallow his pride. He may be a genius at picking players, but he has no clue how to pick a head coach.
STEVE KANE, Oceanside

TIME MANAGEMENT: When will the Chargers learn that you have to kill the clock to win the game? With less than a touchdown lead, you can't leave that much time on the clock and give the ball back to a team with Brett Favre at quarterback. He knows how to win games at the end. If you manage the clock properly, you may manage to win the game.
MATT TAVAREZ, Oceanside
JUST SAY KNOW: When Philip Rivers stares down his receiver, we all know where he's throwing. When Lorenzo Neal breaks his stance and drifts to his left, we all know where LT will be running. When the Chargers line up first-and-10, we all know the blitz is coming. When we're getting stuffed inside our own 10, we all know a quick slant pass works and sometimes goes for long yards. Why don't our coaches know these things?
 

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lolZ, I knew this would happen.. all those brilliant Charger fans were wanting Shotty's head, then when he got fired, what happens? They get Norv Turner congratulations you've made your bed now you have to lay in it.
 

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Amazing how many chances that rethread Norval has gotten.
He might have been a "genius" once, but that all wore think in his stints in Washington, Oakland and now San Diego. Did I forget a team?
Really, he makes Dennis Green and Coughlin look like geniuses.
 

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After reading the Charger fans' comments....I get a visual, as they enter the gate on their next home game, the attendant asks "Would you like paper or plastic?"

Tough choice......maybe by November they'll all be asking for plastic.
 

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Norv going to SD was a lose-lose situation. It screwed over both the Chargers and the 49ers.
 

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bobtheflob;1671714 said:
Norv going to SD was a lose-lose situation. It screwed over both the Chargers and the 49ers.

Sounds more like a lose-win to me :D
 

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sago1;1671660 said:
September 24, 2007
LUCKY US: I would like to thank the Dolphins, Cowboys, Steelers, Falcons, Raiders and Cardinals for not hiring Norv Turner and saving him for us when you had a head coaching job opening. Happy birthday, Marty Schottenheimer! Bet your day was better than ours (the fans).

PAUL RENDON, Chula Vista

Sweet! I used to live in Imperial Beach in San Deigo. My bother and I used to walk to the Boys Club in Chula Vista!
 

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GimmeTheBall!;1671683 said:
Amazing how many chances that rethread Norval has gotten.
He might have been a "genius" once, but that all wore think in his stints in Washington, Oakland and now San Diego. Did I forget a team?
Really, he makes Dennis Green and Coughlin look like geniuses.

Being a genius does not make one a good head coach. Of course I never thought he was a genius, just a good offensive coordinator. I still think he is good if he is limited to the coordinator's role.
 

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bobtheflob;1671714 said:
Norv going to SD was a lose-lose situation. It screwed over both the Chargers and the 49ers.

Exactly. I think in all of this hoopla over how poorly Norv has coached, the fact that the 49ers have the second worst offense in the league and Alex Smith looks like he regressed to the rookie version has been overlooked.
 
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