Heaven turns down Commanders offer for God...

[trickblue]

Sorry... it had to be done...

 

[big dog cowboy]

Somewhere, the little general is :cry:

 

[Hoofbite]

Sorry... it had to be done...

Morts reporting that Lucifer is next on the list.

Hes guessing that it will take 1 guaranteed soul with a conditional lifetime of damnation.

 

[superpunk]

A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

 

[justbob]

Sorry... it had to be done...

They had to---It wasn't God's team:laugh2:

 

[jterrell]

and they offered the virgin mary and baby jesus.....

 

[TellerMorrow34]

lol

Poor Skins fans. I really don't know how hard it would be to root for my favorite team if Danny Boy was the guy running it.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Morts reporting that Lucifer is next on the list.

Hes guessing that it will take 1 guaranteed soul with a conditional lifetime of damnation.

He's already on the team so it would be a contract extension

 

[Chief]

I'm surprised Snyder hasn't called Jerry to ask about Michael Irvin's availability. Or maybe he'll call San Francisco to ask about Jerry Rice.

 

[Future]

and they offered the virgin mary and baby jesus.....

for a first round pick and cash considerations

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

They were turned down by Heaven because....


the Big Guy upstairs didnt want all the heat from the Indian Population

 

[Hostile]

A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

I defy anyone to top this post.

 

[justbob]

I defy anyone to top this post.

can't be done

 

[superpunk]

I defy anyone to top this post.

It wasn't that good - you're just biased.


Or maybe, it was pronk-tastic?

 

[trickblue]

A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

Genius...

http://www.Commanders.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/AJBJHELNNGJG/NobleGiants555.jpg

Beseeching God to send more blockers his way...

 

[superpunk]

I defy anyone to top this post.

http://www.Commanders.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/AJBJHELNNGJG/NobleGiants555.jpg

Beseeching God to send more blockers his way...

Mission accomplished.

 

[Wimbo]

Originally Posted by superpunk
A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

I defy anyone to top this post.

Exit polls indicate the remaining 40% were seen scratching their heads and muttering, "What the heck is a magnet?"

 

[big dog cowboy]

A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

I see what you did there. Very nice!

 

[Chief]

A quick poll reveals that 60% of Commanders fans would support shipping away the first round pick for some sort of magnet....that attracts blockers.

http://www.Commanders.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/AJBJHELNNGJG/NobleGiants555.jpg

Beseeching God to send more blockers his way...

:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

It wasn't that good - you're just biased.


Or maybe, it was pronk-tastic?

Pronks :toast: :bravo: