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Discussion in 'Members Zone' started by cowboynut, Aug 24, 2020.

  1. cowboynut

    cowboynut Member

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    I’ve been a cowboynut since 1975. I’m going to be 52 and I can post the holes in my basement door after many romo int’s. I grew up a staubach fan when I was a kid. I live in NY and proudly defend my boys whenever I have to. My dad was a giants fan and we had so many fun arguments. I waited years to see the boys in their glory in the 90s and have been waiting and wrenching for the past 20+ years. I have many signed aikman jerseys, helmets, plaques, etc. even a Johnston jersey which I can’t fit anymore lol. I’ve been reading this forum for years. I feel this is finally the time to join. I have a really good feeling.
     
  2. Oz-of-Cowboy-Country

    Oz-of-Cowboy-Country Well-Known Member

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    We can use some good feelings around here, soooooooo...
    :welcome:Aboard.
    But that's only if your not a @cowboynut case, lol.
     
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  3. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Go Johnny go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. RGV_C_Los

    RGV_C_Los Well-Known Member

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    :welcome:cowboynut...
     
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  5. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Whatever you do, don't believe anything anyone says, except for me of course!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  6. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    What he means is, "Don't believe what the sheep say."
     
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  7. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the best Cowboys site named CowboysZone there is!
     
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  8. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Well-Known Member

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    Welcome but why limit yourself to just cowboy? We have nuts of every variety here and some are just plains nuts. Reality has to oil the entrance to the sight just to keep the squirrels from carrying some of them off. However, I suspect some have been carried off and experimented on by the squirrels and returned to the Zone. In fact, I have it on good authority that the aliens picked up that anal probe entertainment from the squirrels.

    Welcome to the Zone, we all bloat down here.
     
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  9. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    Are You trying to suggest that Squirrels are some sort of Alien 5th column?
    That Their cute antics are merely a cover for some sort of sinister hidden agenda?
     
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  10. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Well-Known Member

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    When watching two squirrels chasing each other, tossing and tumbling about, do you ever stop watching them and look around you for what they don't want you to see? Likely not, that's their plan. Draw your attention to the "play" and miss their insidious deeds taking place elsewhere but in plain sight if you were only to look.

    Want proof? I've got squirrels that bury 'things" in my backyard and they make sure I see them digging, sitting up, shaking their tail and trying to convince me they're not a rodent, a varmint, and all cute and for lack of a better term "squirrelly". After the diabolical little creature leaves, go out to it's "digs" and tell me what you find. I'll tell you, my friend, nothing, you will find nothing. It's all a ruse because while you were engaged watching that squirrel, the others were carrying out the real plan. Ever hear the term "even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"? Planted by them. There are no blind squirrels, they're pretending with that little cane, sunglasses and service field mouse. Who, by the way, are enslaved by the squirrels.

    They're well organized and any squirrel that betrays the group must commit sguirrelicide by running back and forth across the street until getting run over and causing passersby to go "awwww, poor little thing". Evoke sympathy and weaken our resolve.

    The nurses here think I don't know but I do. They think squirrels are cute and there is no saving them but you can save yourself. Stay vigil, don't fall for the traps they set for if they ever unite with the chipmunks and prairie dogs, we're in for one hell of a battle. Those damned chipmunks are the masters of cute.
     
  11. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    The irresistible logic of Your post and the irrefutability of Your proof have convinced Me, I've been seduced by cuteness and suckered into a false sense of security by these demonic creatures (actually, when You look at them closely, they're just rats with furry tails and a weight problem).
    What do We know of their true agenda?
    What exactly is their connection to the anal probing Aliens? Gullible dupes seduced by the promise of endless walnuts? Willing partners in the overthrow of humanity?
    or
    Is it more sinister?
    Are they, in fact, Aliens themselves?
    Are they the descendants of the survivors of an Alien ship that crashed to Earth long ago?
    Are they the vanguard of an Alien invasion force, preparing the way for Earth to be assimilated into the great Squirrel empire?
    We need to find these things out.
    Above all, We need to know what they're doing in Runny's attic.
     
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  12. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Well-Known Member

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    It is both reassuring and disturbing, at the same time, to find a like mind.

    Stay the course, my British brother, for when they rise, they rise on all continents and I hear the French squirrels are exceedingly pesky. Beneath those cute little berets lurks cunning crafty minds and nut elitism.
     
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  13. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    Nah, the fench Squirrels are Our biggest hope, they'll cause such division within the alliance that the other Squirrels will give it up as a bad job.
     
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  14. kskboys

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    In a related topic, my decision making skills generally resemble those of a squirrel trying to cross the highway.
     
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  15. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Well-Known Member

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    I think our newbie, cowboynut, should get his butt back in here and appreciate how we've postjacked his thread with something so closely aligned with his moniker. Ya see, that's why I don't give these drive by posters a Like until they've show some staying power and come back to their welcoming thread.

    cowboynut, it ain't a proper greetin' until it's been greeted back!
     
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  16. Xelda

    Xelda Well-Known Member

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    Let's do the proper greetin' then! :star::starspin::star::welcome::star::starspin::star::flagwave::star::starspin::star:
    Look at that! I made my own self dizzy.
     
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  17. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Doin' the jig w/ nothing on but our socks?
     
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  18. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    Thanks a lot for that mental picture.
     
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  19. Xelda

    Xelda Well-Known Member

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    Just imagine he's Jason Witten..

    what were we talking about?
     
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  20. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    Great, I've now got a mental picture of Jason Witten chasing a sheep, wearing only a pair of socks (no chance He'll ever catch it), You're not exactly helping.
     
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