Hello. My name is DallasCowpoke, and I'm a Peanut M&M's-aholic

DallasCowpoke

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Let me be clear. I have a very slight sweet-tooth. If I do have a craving, usually after a good meal, I can sate it w/ as little as 2-3 bites of a piece of pie, cake or ice cream.

But this afternoon, a friend's kid left a large bag of peanut m&m's on my back porch, and God help me...I've opened it, and now I can't put these chocolate-covered-crack-goobers down!! That kid will NOT be welcome on my property again anytime soon!

I'll bet $'s-2-doughnuts, that little guy's some kind of covert cacao dealer. Hellbent on driving futures contracts higher!
 
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I rarely ever eat sweets at all, but I'm right there with you on this. I snarfed through a bag of these just yesterday because we had a SAS engineer onsite for a conference, and SAS is kind of world famous for their m&m addiction...they make them available by the truckloads for free to their employees, and sure enough, the engineer brought with her dozens of bags of them yesterday...mmmmmmmm
 

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Yuck, and whoever made gingerbread M&Ms needs to go back to the food designing college or wherever they come from. M&M plain 4 LYFE! Actually the crispy M&Ms are probably the best.
 

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But this afternoon, a friend's kid left a large bag of peanut m&m's on my back porch, and God help me...I've opened it, and now I can't put these chocolate-covered-crack-goobers down!!

I saw a movie once where something like that happened in prison, except it was ice cream. Three days later the guy that left it there came back and asked for his ice cream. "Where is my ice cream?"

It was a setup. He told him he was either going to have sex with him or beat him to a pulp, .. your choice.

So watch out for when that little kid comes back looking for his M&M's. LOL
 

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I saw a movie once where something like that happened in prison, except it was ice cream. Three days later the guy that left it there came back and asked for his ice cream. "Where is my ice cream?"

It was a setup. He told him he was either going to have sex with him or beat him to a pulp, .. your choice.

So watch out for when that little kid comes back looking for his M&M's. LOL

I'll try to keep him distracted.
 

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I saw a movie once where something like that happened in prison, except it was ice cream. Three days later the guy that left it there came back and asked for his ice cream. "Where is my ice cream?"

Let me correct myself, .. that was not a movie.

I went to a 24 month trade school for Electronic Technology back in the early 70's.

There was a guy there older than us that had spent 18 months in prison. He told that story as fact.
 

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Put M & M's in the Freezer for a bit before you eat them... Your welcome.
 
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