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[ppcorn81]

Hey Can Anyone Help Me Out , Im A Very Good Kicker With A Strong Leg.. Im 19 Years Old Turning 20 In July ... I Have One More Year To Go To Be 3 Years Out Of High School , I Went To A Small School , Population Of 5000 Town So Didnt Get Recruited , Anyone Know How I Can Get A Shot?

 

[smarta5150]

Hey Can Anyone Help Me Out , Im A Very Good Kicker With A Strong Leg.. Im 19 Years Old Turning 20 In July ... I Have One More Year To Go To Be 3 Years Out Of High School , I Went To A Small School , Population Of 5000 Town So Didnt Get Recruited , Anyone Know How I Can Get A Shot?

Hmm... this seems familiar.

 

[ppcorn81]

Yah I Posted Something Like This A Couple Months Ago , I Live In California But Im The Biggetst Cowboy Fan You Will Ever Meet... I Actually Meet A Raiders Player At A Local Walmart And He Told Me That If I Went To The Raiders With A Dvd Of Me Kicking And Asked For A Tryout They Would Give It To Me ... But I Reallly Want To Try It With The Cowboys ... Of Course Anything Would Be Fine So If Anyone Knows Anything That Might Help Me I Would Appreciate It

 

[dallasfaniac]

repost
http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78600

 

[THUMPER]

Yah I Posted Something Like This A Couple Months Ago , I Live In California But Im The Biggetst Cowboy Fan You Will Ever Meet... I Actually Meet A Raiders Player At A Local Walmart And He Told Me That If I Went To The Raiders With A Dvd Of Me Kicking And Asked For A Tryout They Would Give It To Me ... But I Reallly Want To Try It With The Cowboys ... Of Course Anything Would Be Fine So If Anyone Knows Anything That Might Help Me I Would Appreciate It

You might try the Cowboys official website rather than a fan site.

If you are really serious about playing professional football the first thing you need to do is be professional about pursuing a career in the NFL. Use your resources and be persistent. Being better prepared would help as well. It takes more than physical talent to be a pro.

Also, it is not necessary to capitalize every word, just proper nouns and the first word of each sentence.

A high school education or equivalent will be required for the NFL.

 

[tomson75]

You might try the Cowboys official website rather than a fan site.

If you are really serious about playing professional football the first thing you need to do is be professional about pursuing a career in the NFL. Use your resources and be persistent. Being better prepared would help as well. It takes more than physical talent to be a pro.

Also, it is not necessary to capitalize every word, just proper nouns and the first word of each sentence.

A high school education or equivalent will be required for the NFL.

I seem to recall another poster doing the same thing s few months back. He was texting through his cell phone or PDA and hadn't changed the settings...it may have been the same guy.

 

[Hostile]

Stronger than Nick Folk? I'm going to admit to skepticism on that.

Nevertheless, send your DVD here.

Bruce Read
C/O Dallas Cowboys
1 Cowboys Pkwy.
Irving, TX 75063

I still think you should have taken my advice the last time you asked this.

 

[peplaw06]

Hos is now your biggest fan... FYI.

 

[Hostile]

Hos is now your biggest fan... FYI.

If I ever need a lawyer I may hire you. You're vicious and a hell of a liar.

 

[jobberone]

Go back to school. Audition there and get 1000s of times more exposure.

 

[chargrove]

Turn back time and recreate circumstances, which would involve moving to a different school district where there is compet...oh never mind.

 

[stealth]

find a juco with a football program and work your way into a real gig.

deja vu

 

[jobberone]

I seem to recall another poster doing the same thing s few months back. He was texting through his cell phone or PDA and hadn't changed the settings...it may have been the same guy.

I wondered how they did that.

 

[stealth]

If You Type With The Caps Lock On It Does It Automatically

 

[zeromaster]

The paragraph is the emotional unit of the story.

REALLY it is...

 

[5Stars]

Hey Can Anyone Help Me Out , Im A Very Good Kicker With A Strong Leg.. Im 19 Years Old Turning 20 In July ... I Have One More Year To Go To Be 3 Years Out Of High School , I Went To A Small School , Population Of 5000 Town So Didnt Get Recruited , Anyone Know How I Can Get A Shot?

Have you played any QB?

I hear the Battle-Wings are looking for one!

 

[silverbear]

Hey Can Anyone Help Me Out , Im A Very Good Kicker With A Strong Leg.. Im 19 Years Old Turning 20 In July ... I Have One More Year To Go To Be 3 Years Out Of High School , I Went To A Small School , Population Of 5000 Town So Didnt Get Recruited , Anyone Know How I Can Get A Shot?

1) Secure pictures of Jerry Jones in a compromising position with the mayor of Dallas... Jerry and Danny Boy Snyder would be an acceptable alternative, as would Jerry and Eldorado...

2) Mail copies of those pics to Jerry at Valley Ranch... include your cell phone number, and a note, made up of letters you cut out of a magazine...

 

[silverbear]

If I ever need a lawyer I may hire you. You're vicious and a hell of a liar.

ROTFLMAO...

Hey, got a serious question for you-- I thought we had a cuss filter in here?? I keep seeing words like "damn", and "hell" show up, I'm confused... will ************ or ********** or *********** get through the filter??

Perhaps you could PM me with a list of acceptable cuss words, so that I can use them over and over and over and over and over again...

 

[zeromaster]

Apparently certain naughty bits are somehow immune. Such are the mysteries of the Zone.

 

[Hostile]

ROTFLMAO...

Hey, got a serious question for you-- I thought we had a cuss filter in here?? I keep seeing words like "damn", and "hell" show up, I'm confused... will ************ or ********** or *********** get through the filter??

Perhaps you could PM me with a list of acceptable cuss words, so that I can use them over and over and over and over and over again...

Actually it's real simple Bear. Go ahead and post the cuss words and let the filter do its job and you don't even have to worry about it that way. Where people get in trouble is when they try and post the word so that it gets by the filter or they simply go overboard with too much cussing or they make the cussing personal and directed at someone. The cuss word isn't the issue 99 times out of 100. Getting around the filter is the issue.